K-Fed lost a shitload of weight on Celebrity Fit Clubwhich is like the worst show on tv so I am not sure how he did. But according to people around him, he has shed 30 pounds and is back to being the player’s playa like he is. He even got a movie role in American Pie: The Book of Love.

I think all the American Pie sequels suck ass but I think I will have to rent this bad boy just to see my favorite gold digger. Not sure how much he got paid to do this movie but it doesn’t really mater cause he is making tons of bank off his ex Spears SHABAM!

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Kevin Federline is attempting to lose all the weight that he has put on since breaking up with Britney Spears and he is doing that by being featured on Celebrity Fat Club. I have seen the show before and it specializes in d-listers and basically talentless celebrities. Of course K-Fed is right up their alley.

I doubt he will take it all off but some fatty from High School Musical is saying that he is doing really well. KayCee Stroh is saying, ” Kevin is really a trooper. He’s actually quite shy and quiet and soft-spoken. But when he pipes in, he’s very funny and really witty.” KayCee is the fatty from High School Musical that only had a few talking roles because Disney wants to portray the idea that it is ok to be fat. It is not ok but that is what Disney is trying to portray. Bastards.

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We all know that K-Fed has let himself go since the beginning of the Circus tour. I massuming this just has to do witht he fact that he is lazy and doesn’t want to work out. Thing is, he let his house go to. The dude makes $22,000 a month from Britney Spears and he can’t even afford to hire a maid? He now owes over $110,000 in unpaid rent for his Cali pad and apparently the house is a wreck. This is what the owners are reporting…

 Dayum. That is horrid. I wouldn’t be surprised if they court found out about this and ruled that it was unsanitary for his children and Spears got full custody. Now that shit would be crazy. In K-Fed’s defense he was busy chain smoking Marlboros and eating chicken carbanara to care what his house looked like. Seriously this shit is gross. I am gonna go vomit now.

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Kevin Federline becomes my idol more and more as time passes. Not only is the gold digger to end all gold diggers but the dude has spent a good amount of that money on the best thing on earth…FOOD! You can see his weight gain in the pic above. That isn’t a pillow underneath his shirt, the dude is fat.

When reporters questioned Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex, at the HBO post Emmy party about his weight she said, “He doesn’t care. The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.” I am not sure the word “beautiful” is the word I would use to describe his weight gain but whatever works for her. I am not quite sure what the fuck Shar Jackson was doing at an HBO after party but she must have known someone (K-Fed) who knew someone (Britney Spears) to get her pathetic ass through the door.

What is really weird about his weight gain is that almost all of the fat went to his stomach. He doesn’t have a double chin and he doesn’t have fat billowing from his wrists. It is all stomach. I guess cause that is where the food goes. Dude needs to jump on a treadmill before he gets type 2 diabetes.

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Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).

Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.

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Kevin Federline needs two things very desperately in his life right now. Some extra money and to lose some weight. Even though people are making him out to be this monster of obesity, he actually hasn’t put on that many pounds. But it was enough to get NutriSystem’s attention. They want him to start using their supplement and after he loses a few pounds, to become their spokesperson.

Now this is kind of an odd move for them, they have had legends like Dan Marino and Tony Orlando, who sucks, as their spokespeople, but K-Fed? If he started doing their commercials I would record it and throw it up on YouTube just so people could laugh. No word on how much he would be paid yet, but in the mean time he can continue to leech off of Britney Spears with a fat $22,000 alimony check every month. I love this guy.

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Kevin Federline is a pretty cool guy. At least I think he is a pretty cool guy. A total douche bag, but the way he minipulated Brit Brit to be a slave to his command is a pretty interesting feat. However, he is not the best boyfriend. While dining out at T.G.I.Fridays K-Fed ditched his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, to go outside and have a few smokes. While he was out there he was seen flirting with random girls passing by.

This didn’t sit well with his girlfriend and apparently when he finally did return back to the table, the two started to argue. I don’t see why K-Fed didn’t just put on his gangsta face and slap that bitch with the back of his hand and continue to pimp. Probably because he knows the more sober and stable he is, the more money he can swindle out of Brit Brit. Gotta give the man props. What is it? $22,000 he gets a month in alimony? Be honest, you would trade shoes with K-Fed.

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Most people know me as the guy who gives tons of props to K-Fed for being the best gold digger ever. I also celebrate the fact that that dude hasn’t had a job in like 6 years. Dude lives off alimony and will continue to do so until he dies. But this story isn’t about the gold digger abilities of K-Fed. It is about how Britney Spears dumped a total of $2.7 million getting rid of him and getting herself the mental help she so desperately needed.

So $2.7 million for everything but $417,000 of that was getting K-Fed out of her life to some degree and getting custody of her kids. Which didn’t go so well at the beginning if you don’t remember. If she didn’t act like a spaz and hired a cheaper law firm she could have gotten her kids back twice as fast with half as much money, but she did things that crazy way. Or should I say the Spears way. Maybe that can become a catch phrase. When people think something is happening that is crazy they can call it Spears. You destroyed my car for an April fools joke? You’re so Spears. Yea she slaughtered a cat in her front yard and got sent to the mental hospital. That bitch is Spears. You see? It makes sense doesn’t it?

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Britney Spears is a diva and most people know that. Her most recent diva demand is that her kids go out on tour with her or she will cancel her tour. as if she had enough money to do that. Anyway, behind the scenes Britney Spears, her father Jamie Spears and K-Fed have been working out a deal for her kids to go out on the road with her. K-Fed with dollar signs in his pupils said that if she takes them on tour not only with Britney have to pay him an additional $4,000 a month on top of his $22,000 a month he already gets from Britney, but they will have to arrange a place for K-Fed to stay during the tour.

The only reason where K-Fed will stay is because Britney will have 3 “bases” during the tour where the kids will stay and she can commute back and forth before and after the shows. The three bases are in New Orleans, Los Angeles and New Jersey. This is a pretty good deal. K-Fed is like my favorite person in Hollywood right now. He is the biggest gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith and that bitch was fugly. So after we do the math we see that K-Fed is making $28,000 a month, has a killer pad in L.A. and gets his own temporary pad New Orleans and New Jersey. Rock on. Just think all he had to do to get all this was have sex with Britney Spears. Worth it? I didn’t think so.

 

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K-Fed hasn’t really been doing much since his divorce from Britney Spears. That shouldn’t surprise anyone. He has however managed to pack on about 30 extra pounds and hook up with a pretty hot chick named Victoria Prince. Today Prince got to try out her mommy skills on Jayden James and Sean Preston. I am sure that didn’t make Britney very happy but she doesn’t even have the basic mental capacities to manage her own finances so she shouldn’t really care.

According to TMZ the kids really liked her but you know she is secretly telling them their mom is a psycho and probably blowing second hand smoke in their face. In many ways, a step mom would be good for the boys. It could teach them that not every mommy out there is a head case that tends to whore herself out for attention at just about every opportunity she had. Instead it will just be simple. Hot chick+ some what hot guy+ a lot of money= one big happy family. K-Fed totally fell off my cool list when he failed to make a porno with Britney Spears, but this could be his second chance. Don’t fuck up K-Fed I only give second chances once.

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