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No, I don’t mean she took a shower and put on deodorant. I mean she is clean from drugs. Kelly Osbourne has recently exited rehab for the third time since 2004 and this time it took. She says that she had been using drugs since she was 13. She tells People, ” I have my tonsils taken out [ at age 13], and they gave me liquid vicodin. I found, when I take this, people like me. I’m having fun, I am not getting picked on. It became a confidence thing.”

Liquid vicodin? I think I just creamed my pants. Note to self: damage my tonsils so I can get them taken out and get some liquid vicodin. Kelly is coming to a living room near you when the new Osbournes show Osbournes Reloaded comes to Fox on March 31. I can not wait. I fucking loved The Osbournes and I will watch every episode of Osbournes Reloaded. I am sure one of them, Sharon,Jack,Ozzy or Kelly will slip up and get dirty drunk or stoned and make an ass of themselves on national tv. That would be my dream come true.

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Maybe I am out of the loop but I don’t remember Kelly Osbourne going to rehab the first time. Well she is on my radar now. It is not being stated what drug she is addicted to, but Sharon Osbourne says that that information will be released by Kelly as soon as she gets out. It is really no one elses business. She is also keeping it under wraps what rehab she is checking herself into. All we know so far is that it is just outside of L.A. Being a Britain native I am surprised she didn’t go to rehab in the tea capitol of the world. But whatever.

Kelly Osbourne said, ” Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it.” One thing I know for sure is that she is not in rehab for sex addiction like David Ducovny because let’s be real, no one wants to bang that bitch.

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Oooh! I am scared! And I am not scared for the regular reasons I am when I look at Kelly Osbourne pictures. I am scared because Kelly Osbourne went to jail for slapping a gossip columnist. Am I next? The incident happened way back in August, but the gossip columnist, Zoe Griffin, pressed charges and Kelly had an open warrant for her arrest in London. She turned herself in yesterday and was released on bail until March.

I am actually pretty surprised that they released her on bail when she is a flight risk. She could go back to the states and put this whole thing behind her. I guess she is confident that her daddy’s money can buy a lawyer that will keep her from a prolonged stay in the slammer. Everyone knows Kelly is a tough girl and this just proves it. Hell, she was at a club called Punk when the event happened. Now with every bad action there is a reason. Her reason for slapping Zoe was because she called Kelly Osbourne and her fiance Luke Worrall stupid. Damn! If she gets slapped for calling them stupid what will she do to me when I call her ugly, fat, tone deaf and a cradle robber. That is IF I called her those things. I would never do such a thing.

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