Posts tagged Katy Perry
Katy Perry Hates Sex
May 26th
This news makes my boner cry. Katy Perry is now saying that she is no fan of casual sex with strangers. She is dating rocker Travis McCoy but she said before him that she didn’t like sex in general. She says, ” Getting your flirt on is the best thing in the world, but when it comes to sharing bodily fluids with a person I don’t know- no thank you.”
What a prude! First she sings about kissing a girl and now she sings about waking up in Vegas, which usually means you had a really good time the night before and has shared a number of bodily fluids and now she is saying she is a goody good. What a crock. I don’t buy into your bullshit anymore Katy. The next time you have something to say you better have a guy cumming on your face or you blowing a wad into a fish bowl otherwise, I will not listen.
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Puke!
Feb 19th
Katy Perry is sick. Or at least she feels sick. Last night at The BRIT Awards, which I can only assume is an awards show in Great Britain, see I’m smart, Katy Perry felt under the weather and puked backstage. This could be under a number of reasons. Alcohol, mercury poisoning or too much blow. I like to believe all of the above. Rumor has it that the truereason behind the vomitous is because she kissed a boy and didn’t like it.
Another reason she puked may be because all the tabloids are buzzing that she is dating one of the Madden brothers and the thought of the world knowing she is having Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds is enough to make just about anyone toss their cookies. As much as I would love to see some grainy cell phone pictures of Katy Perry barfing all over the pier diem behind the scenes, the only pics I could find was of her on the red carpet. Here is Katy Perry showing off her sexy legs.
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Katy Perry Takes A Vow Of Celibacy
Jan 21st
Katy Perry kissed a girl, but she won’t be kissing another one in a while. For 2009 Katy Perry’s New Year resolution is to have no sex in 2009. This is a big disappointment for me. First we get teased with possible Katy Perry nude pics and then we find out it is not her. Now she is saying she will not be having sex for another year. That means no drunken regrettable hook ups that result in the guy going to the press telling the tabloids about what a great lay Katy Perry is.
The only person she will be kissing, she says, is her cat Kitty Purry. I got to give it to her that is a pretty creative name for a cat. But this still sucks. This chick will be off our radar soon enough anyway. On Feb.8 she will perform at the Grammy Awards and she will probably make the huge mistake of performing another song other than I Kissed A Girl. When one hit wonders do this they demolish their future careers and become instant d-listers. It was nice knowing you Katy, maybe you can leak realnude pictures onto the internet someday. Until then, I bid you farewell.
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Links that will have sex every day in the foreseeable future
Spencer Pratt is a badass. Not really. – Allie Is Wired
Old people on the beach. Gross. – Drunken Stepfather
Angelina Jolie has terrible hair.- yeeeah
Coldplay has a new video- popbytes
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Victoria Silvstedt has nice cleavage- Attu World
Coleen Rooney is getting slimmer- The Bastardly
Oprah is fat. Again. – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jennifer Aniston got dumped. Again. Haha! Â - Geno’s World
Pamela Anderson will never change out of her bikini- I Don’t Want Your Life
We’re taking suggestions on who Jen Aniston will date next. – notorious news
