Fatback Media

Kathy Griffin isn’t like a lot of ugly people. Most people are ugly from birth and just accept it and do not think about it agai, famous or not. Kathy Griffin apparently working reallyhard to be pretty and just failed miserably. She even admits to, which I did not know about previously, to getting a nose job when she was 26. She was living in Hollywood and trying to get an acting agent and everyone was telling her her nose looks like shit and that she needs to fix it so she did.

Don’t get me wrong she is not butt ugly. And her body is good but yet she is not a butterface. If she ever propositioned me for sex I would probably say yes and even fuck her in the missionary position and look directly at her face while banging her and not lose my erection. I just find is somewhat pathetic that a chick can work so hard at being pretty and only get the result of…well…Kathy Griffin.

Source

Image via

Kathy Griffin, star of My Life on the D-Listattended the Teen Choice Awards and showed up with Levi Johnston on her arm. Most people don’t know or don’t care who Levi Johnston is but to make a long story short, Sarah Palin was a United States vice presidential nominee in 2008 and she has a daughter Bristol who was under 18 and pregnant and Levi Johnston is the baby daddy. Whoo! Let me catch my breath!

If she was aiming for dating the lowest d-lister in the bucket of d-listers then she definately hit her mark. Since the baby was born Bristol Palin and Levi broke up. As far as I know this dude is over 18 and was banging an underage girl at the time of the conception. So technically Kathy Griffin is dating a pedophile. OK so she isn’t actually dating him but he was her date for The Teen Choice Awards. After today Levi Johnston will go back to his pathetic life in Alaska and Kathy Griffin will go back to being one of the most annoying people to have ever lived in the United States. Or the world for that matter. I guess this was her way of being “controversial”. Loser.

Source

Image via

Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin could not be any different. Other than they both are on the d-list and are completely talentless. OK so maybe they do have something in common. They spent the day yesterday shopping at Kitson’s with their dogs. Kathy is dressed in some sort of coked out tutu outfit and Paris looks like…well…Paris. Usually when the Hollywood elite, which they are not, go shopping with their dogs usually the dogs are confined to a purse or a doggy handbag that costs $15,000 but Kathy went shopping with what looks like a fucking great dane.

Kathy has a lot to learn about being on the d-list. She has to be more superficial. That and usually people on the d-list are beautiful people that are simply famous for being famous and looks good on the red carpet at all the movie premieres that they are not invited to. Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag are perfect for this role. Kathy Griffin? Not so much. She actually tried to be talented and failed miserably at it. Granted that failed attempt occurred in the 90’s but time never lets wounds heal. Let’s all engage in a collective point and laugh. ::points:: Hahahahaha!

[ Images via ]

Source