I am not really sure how to describe Katherine Heigl. She has so many good features, good tits, good ass, blonde hair. Seems like a perfect package. I was thinking about this when I was reading this story and I said to myself everything is good but her faceand then BINGO! That is what she is. A butterface. I will refer to her as that from here on.

Anyway, since she is so ugly that even her own husband doesn’t want to put his dick in her and the fact that she starred in Knocked Up and knows all the bullshit that comes with a pregnancy she has decided to adopt. She already has one sister that was adopting from Korea so she decided to get a baby from Korea as well. She says about pregnancy, “I am done with the hole idea of having my own children. [It] doesn’t seem like any fun. I don’t think it’s necessary to go through all of that.” Let’s face it, Heigl has been nicknamed “the pregnant chick from that movie” in Hollywood for years and she doesn’t want to become “that realpregnant chick.” Therefore she is butterface. Congratulations Katherine. I mean butterface.

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The LA Times is reporting that Katherine Heigl is not being considered for an Emmy this year, even though she won best supporting actress in last year’s ceremony. Was it because she’s a sanctimonious bitch and just didn’t cut the mustard this year? Hells no! Here’s what she had to say:

“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention,” she tells Gold Derby. “In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.” (LA Times)

Wow, I’ve never seen such a brilliant display of narcissism, sanctimony and condescension in such a concise, well crafted sentence. She should get an award for that. However, I don’t think they have a “Best Actress Who Is Really Hot, But Is Now A Burned Out Rotten Bitch And Hates Everyone And Never Shuts The Fuck Up About It“, Award. Too bad. Here’s Katharine as she should be: seen and not heard.

“A romantically challenged morning show producer (Heigl) is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent (Butler) to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.”

Hmmm, Gerard Butler could go all crazy on Heigl’s ass and sell her to sex slavery or a torture chamber, but I’m guessing the film is a comedy and that the “unexpected result” is actually the most expected one–that Heigl and Butler get together. Furthermore, I’m rather certain that Katherine’s character is “romantically challenged” by her choice in underwear–I mean tighty-whities are attractive in a very, very limited number of scenarios!

It is rare for Miss Lennox to actually admire a woman in Hollywood, so having a girl crush on is extremely rare for me . . . but Katherine Heigl is it and I’m proclaiming it to the world! I love Katherine Heigl!

Katherine is a perfect mix of gorgeous yet humble, with a little bit of goofy thrown in. She’s like Jennifer Anniston for a new generation. She looked amazing at the Emmy’s last night–resplendent in white, and seemingly minus a few pounds since she started Grey’s Anatomy.

I totally want to go shopping with her, share makeup tips, talk about the colors for her upcoming wedding, compare notes on our respective blond hair colors, get tipsy on mimosas, put my hand on her thigh while laughing about something dumb my boyfriend did, stop laughing, start touching, and . . . oops, did I just write that?

Uhhhhh, anyway, I absolutely adore this girl!