Posts tagged Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet Is Back On The Market

Mar 16th

Good news is coming out of Hollywood today. Well, England really. Kate Winslet split with her husband of seven years Sam Mendes and now she is free to fuck whoever she wants in the world. She has some kids with him and they both agreed that they will raise the kids and neither of them are abandoning them so I guess that is a good thing.

I would love to hit on Kate at a club sometime that is if she wasn’t too old to get into a night club. She kinda has saggy tits though so I am not 100% sure that I would approach her if I saw her. Her titties went from amazing little balls of yumminess in Titanic to…bags in The Reader. Don’t get me wrong, I would still hit it, just not with the same enthusiasm I would if it were say Jessica Alba. Just sayin’.

Source

Kate Winslet

This Is Terrible News!

Feb 20th

Posted by Tom O in Kate Winslet

1 comment

Ugh! I hate it when I read the news and see the worst news a perv like me can hear. Kate Winslet is no longer going to do nude scenes. Now you probably already got your fix with The Reader where she is naked like 99.9% of the time. I would love to post screen shots from that movie but that would be considered NSFW and there is an entire section of the website dedicated to that.

Now this is not completely terrible. I would love to see some more of Kate Winslet nude but if you have seen any of her recent scenes then you know she is starting to get a little saggy up top. I’d still bang her though. She says,” I think I won’t do it again: A. I can’t keep getting away with it, and B. I don’t want to become’ that actress that always gets her kit off.’” I love how British people talk. Her kit. It means something else entirely here in the states. This might come as terrible news to Kate Winslet but she has been “that actress” for fucking years now. She has been getting nude in practically all her movie since Titanic. I doubt for some reason that she will stand by her statement that there will be no more nude scenes. If she does go nude again, I will put her back in my spank bank. Deal Winslet? I am glad we agree. Don’t you agree? Very well.