A-Rod is a very VERY desperate man. Now I am not saying you have to be desperate to go on a date with Kate Hudson. You are actually moving UP in the world if you get a chance to date or possibly fuck Kate Hudson. But he was so desperate that he actually hooked up with Madonna for a short time. This is very sad. But according to Page Six he and Kate Hudson hooked up just last week. Now he is a baseball player and probably has morals and is more than likely a gentleman. So don’t expect to read any stories about how him and Kate went back to his apartment or mansion or whatever the fuck he lives in.

According to the paper they had a 3 hour dinner. That’s right, 3 hours at Lure Fishbar. I am not a dating expert. Yea I got on them and I am single but I know a few things. And one thing I know is, when you are dating a hot girl and especially a hot girl like Kate Hudson, you do not take them to a restaurant with the word Fishbar in the name. But more than likely this whole thing is a farce anyway. He is gay. And he is going on these lame dates to try to convince the public that he is a strong, straight and moral baseball player that little kids can look up to. I see through you A-Rod. No straight man would ever date Madonna. Hell, even most gay people are repulsed by her.

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Links that look good in a bikini

Fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog- IBBB

Kelly Brook in lingerie- yeeeah

The Golden Globes pictures- Allie Is Wired

I see Nicole Kidman’s camel toe- Drunken Stepfather

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are engaged…again – d-lsited

J-Lo and Skeletor stay together for The Golden Globes- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Brody Jenner has a hot girlfriend- The Bastardly

Two-Face to return to Batman? – Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor 

Paris Hilton has huge feet- I Don’t Want Your Life

Aubrey O’Day is coming to Playboy- notorious news

Here is Kate Hudson at the 2009 People’s Choice Awards. She won one for some reason or the other. Anyway, apparently rumors have been circulating that she was seen making out in public with a girl on Miami. She immediately denied this rumor to Us magazine on the red carpet last night. That is why she dates suicidal losers like Owen Wilson and is never photographed by the paparazzi. She doesn’t like to play “the game.” The publicity game that is. Apparently she is doing something right because I am writing about her here.

She was telling her girlfriend the day she found out about the rumor, ” A girlfriend called me and said,’ Are you making out with girls now?’ I was like ‘What are you talking about?’” First of all she refers to her as her girlfriend, so there is a dead giveaway. I could say a bunch of cool things about Kate Hudson but her movies sucked and she doesn’t show any skin in any of them. Except her first movie Almost Famous where she showed her flat little titties. If Hudson wants to be back on my “cool radar” she is going to have to make out with a girl. Or date a girl. Or make a sex tape with a girl. Any or all of these things will boost up very high in my cool ratings. And that is a rating celebrities want to be on.

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Links that will make out with anyone for publicity

Audrina Patridge’s new teeth. Better to blow you with my dear. – IBBB

Mischa Barton is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Celebrities who twitter- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Sarah Jessica Parker soon to be single. I guess that is a good thing? – yeeeah

AnnaLynne McCord at the 2009 People’s Choice Awards- The Bastardly

Drew Barrymore looks like a crazy person- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Martha Stewart avoided lesbian sex while in jail- Geno’s World 

J-Lo and Skeletor. The Final Explosion. – popbytes

Ken and Barbie have a dark side- notorious news

The Heart Attack Grill. Tasty. – Attu World

This past weekend Kate Hudson threw a party full of A-listers but it got so loud the police showed up to shut it down. Some of the people who attended were Courtney Cox, David Arquette and Cindy Crawford. We all remember what Cindy looked like, Amy Winehouse. Minus the scars and precursor crack pipe. I really enjoy hearing about  the parties in Hollywood but the Halloween Hollywood parties are the best to write about.

One party I will cover on Halloween night is Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. She gets more into Halloween than anyone I have met or covered. I do not know what Kate Hudson is going to be for Halloween but she was a 60’s flight attendant for her own party. A 60’s flight attendant kind of like Britney Spears in the Toxic video only much MUCH hotter.

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