Posts tagged Kate Gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin Are Divorced
Dec 18th
It is official. Jon and Kate Gosselin are officially divorced. Kate is a fucktard so she will probably keep the name Gosselin so she shares the same last name with her kids but it would be a pretty cool move if she changed her name back to her original legal name. Now Jon can pull all kinds of tail left and right and not have to worry about that pesky wedding band.
Let’s face it, their life is going down the shitter and it is going down fast. I could even care less about Jon and Kate Gosselin and I was like their #1 fan because I watched their show long before they were a big tabloids story. Now that the show is cancelled I could give a flying fuck less if they fall off the face of the earth. Love ya Jon and Kate, but your time in the sun is over.
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It’s Over
Nov 24th
Last night was the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 which means Jon Gosselin will go bye bye. Hahahaha! You actually believe that? You fool! Jon will continue to be one of the biggest attention whores in America and I wouldn’y doubt it if he was a co-moderator at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
He can always fall back on the Divorced Dads Club if that show ever takes off. Kate answered some tough questions but when the question became to hard she would turn her head 180 degrees and let the evil badger who lives in her hair attack the interviewer. The only way to salvage their fame, Kate will have to make a sex tape. Which everone will watch just to say I saw Kate Gosselin nude but will not cause a single man across the country to get an erection.
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Links that still have a lot of potential
Adam Lambert will not be doing Good Morning America- IDLYITW
Jay Leno talks with Lady GaGa- Geno’s World
Jessica Simpson no likey Perez Hilton- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kim Kardashian in a bikini on Twitter. Oh how I love Twitter- Drunken Stepfather
Mariah Carey is a stupid twat- yeeeah
K-Fed is thin again!- notorious news
Kelly Clarkson is in a stretchy dress, doesn’t eat it- IDLYITW
Sasha Grey is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Jon and Kate Plus 8 Ends Next Week
Nov 20th
Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.
I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.
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Links that forgot why they were famous in the first place
New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW
Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World
One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Some chick I have never heard of is naked- Drunken Stepfather
Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah
Oprah is done- notorious news
Armenians for equal rights- IDLYITW
Miranda Kerr is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Kate Gosselin Thinks She’s Talented
Oct 27th
Kate Gosselin may have gotten her show cancelled, well she didn’t Jon did but she is not giving up on the limelight yet. She says that since she has been in front of the cameras so many times before that she feels comfortable and thinks she would do well in movies. She even said that she wants to do a voice in a childrens movie.
Kate is on the right track but she completely overlooked what would work perfectly for her. A movie about her crazy ass life. It could be made for tv and it could be a cartoon. It could be like one of those dungeons and dragons cartoons where Kate would be the superhero and she fights off the bad influences like Jon. Meanwhile her kids would be forced to eat that organic food shit she constantly makes for them.
In the end she would win and be awarded the attention whore of the month reward from a mystical fairy. Doesn’t that sound good? Shit, TLC should be paying me. Not those two losers.
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Links that have the sword of majesty
Kate Gosselin’s relatives speak out about kids on reality tv- Geno’s World
Celebrities celebrate Kelly Osbournes 25 birthday- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Sarah Chalke might be pregnant- The Korova Milk Bar
Hot chicks in bikinis.Repeat.Hot chicks in bikinis- yeeeah
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
My eyes are bleeding!- notorious news
Kimberly Phillips is…Wow!- Fatback Media (NSFW)
