Posts tagged Kate Gosselin
Laugh Out Loud!
Mar 23rd
Last night on dancing With The Stars,which in my opinion is one of the stupidest shows on tv, Kate Gosselin did the Viennese Waltz and one judge, Bruno Tonioli (nice name), said, “The technique was terrible”. He compared the dance to a guy pushing a shopping cart around on stage.
I would have to agree. Kate is some slut who shit out some kids and that is what made her famous. There is absolutely nothing in her history that qualifies her in any way to being a dancer on a hit tv show. Maybe she will improve next week, maybe she will fall on her ass. In case you are wondering, I am rooting for her to fall on her ass.
Kate Gosselin Has A New Haircut
Mar 11th
Here is Kate Gosselin sporting her new haircut that she needs for Dancing With The Stars. She looks good but I would rather see her leaving a gym after working on her cellulite. I still wanna do her, more for the novelty and I can tell my friends that I fucked Kate Gosselin.
I hear that the contestants on Dancing With The Stars both famous and not famous have a lot of injuries on the show and I am hoping Kate doesn’t get carried away. Not because I do not want to see her hurt herself but because I would like to see her fall on her ass on television. Yes. That would make me a happy man.
Kate Gosselin Is Gonna Be On DWTS
Mar 2nd
DWTS for you people out there who are not familiar with tv jargon stands for Dancing With The Stars. Kate Gosseli has been tapped to be on next season’s show ad from what I understand, she has absolutely zero dancing credentials. She will be paid $100k to compete and for every round she goes up, she will be paid more money.
I can only imagine her in a short skirt and being lifted up by some macho man and her cellulite to be exposed, flailing about in the wind. Sickening. But I do like Kate and it is taking forever for her to start her new show on TLC where apparently she goes around looking for a job. Here is to hoping there are NO wardrobe malfunctions on DWTS.
Kate Gosselin Wrote Another Book
Feb 9th
This chick will just not go away will she? This time she is whoring herself into the public spotlight under the guise that she wrote a new book and wants to promote it. It is a book about letters she wrote to her kids and wants them to know that she loves them even though she whored them out on TLC for money.
She could have written these letters and put them together in a scrapbook like most parents would do and then give it to her kids when they are old enough to read, but no. She had to write a book. I like Kate and all but she needs to realize when her 15 minutes of fame are up. Looks totally fuckable still though. Looks great. I like her hair and since this pic was taken she has shortened it. Sexy short. Not bull dyke short like it was when she was shooting the show.
