Last night on Dancing With The Starswhich is one of the worst shows in television history, Kate Gosselin got voted off and now she has to go home to be an actual mother. Poor girl. I have this strange obsession with Kate Gosselin but if you paid any attention at all tot he tabloids when you will know that Kate did horribly on the show.

I am sure she is moving on to her next feat which will involve her doing some stupid bullshit on TLC. Maybe she will do the whole job search show, maybe it will be a cooking show. I don’t know and I don’t care. If it wasn’t for L.A. InkTLC would be fucking dead right now and Kate Gosselin can not save it.

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It seems that Jon Gosselin has had a change of heart about having his kids filmed by TLC camera crews. Basically because he is going to go broke on legal fees against the corporation if he doesn’t make a play and fast. He is being represented by a lawyer named Anthony F. List which is pretty hysterical considering Jon is king of the F-List.

I am sure that Jon And Kate Plus 8 will not come back but that does not mean we will miss out on our favorite two tabloid whores. Kate will lose on Dancing With The Stars and if we get lucky she will even fall on her ass. And when she is done doing that she will do yet another book tour and the paparazzi will follow her step by step. I just wanna see more Jon though. I am totally Team Jon cause Kate is a bitch. Or a bitch from hell if you listen to the judges on Dancing With The Stars.

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It seems that Tony Dovolani isn’t too happy about being teamed up with Kate Gosselin on Dancing With The Stars. In fact, if there is one thing everyone knows about the show is that Tony hates Kate and Kate hates Tony. The ratings for the show are going through the roof beating out American Idol last week and everyone is saying it is because of Kate.

The heat between them has escalated to the point that Tony will not be anywhere around her unless the are rehearsing or doing the actual dance on the show itself. If I ever met Kate Gosselin I would do everything in my power to get in her pants but I don’t think this guy is desperate enough for that just yet. More for me.

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I am not sure why Kate Gosselin still ants to be in the spotlight. She got into tv not because she was an attention whore but because she said there was a genuine curiosity on what it would be like to see a family raise eight kids. Now that show is over and for some reason Kate is still around.

Now TLC, since the ratings will be sky high, is giving Kate a reality show called Twist Of Kate where she answers questions via letter from mothers around America and comes to visit some of these people personally. Kate has already said that she is definitely not an expert in being a mom but that she thinks she can help.

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Last night on dancing With The Stars,which in my opinion is one of the stupidest shows on tv, Kate Gosselin did the Viennese Waltz and one judge, Bruno Tonioli (nice name), said, “The technique was terrible”. He compared the dance to a guy pushing a shopping cart around on stage.

I would have to agree. Kate is some slut who shit out some kids and that is what made her famous. There is absolutely nothing in her history that qualifies her in any way to being a dancer on a hit tv show. Maybe she will improve next week, maybe she will fall on her ass. In case you are wondering, I am rooting for her to fall on her ass.

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Here is Kate Gosselin sporting her new haircut that she needs for Dancing With The Stars. She looks good but I would rather see her leaving a gym after working on her cellulite. I still wanna do her, more for the novelty and I can tell my friends that I fucked Kate Gosselin.

I hear that the contestants on Dancing With The Stars both famous and not famous have a lot of injuries on the show and I am hoping Kate doesn’t get carried away. Not because I do not want to see her hurt herself but because I would like to see her fall on her ass on television. Yes. That would make me a happy man.

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DWTS for you people out there who are not familiar with tv jargon stands for Dancing With The Stars. Kate Gosseli has been tapped to be on next season’s show ad from what I understand, she has absolutely zero dancing credentials. She will be paid $100k to compete and for every round she goes up, she will be paid more money.

I can only imagine her in a short skirt and being lifted up by some macho man and her cellulite to be exposed, flailing about in the wind. Sickening. But I do like Kate and it is taking forever for her to start her new show on TLC where apparently she goes around looking for a job. Here is to hoping there are NO wardrobe malfunctions on DWTS.

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This chick will just not go away will she? This time she is whoring herself into the public spotlight under the guise that she wrote a new book and wants to promote it. It is a book about letters she wrote to her kids and wants them to know that she loves them even though she whored them out on TLC for money.

She could have written these letters and put them together in a scrapbook like most parents would do and then give it to her kids when they are old enough to read, but no. She had to write a book. I like Kate and all but she needs to realize when her 15 minutes of fame are up.  Looks totally fuckable still though. Looks great. I like her hair and since this pic was taken she has shortened it. Sexy short. Not bull dyke short like it was when she was shooting the show.

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It is official. Jon and Kate Gosselin are officially divorced. Kate is a fucktard so she will probably keep the name Gosselin so she shares the same last name with her kids but it would be a pretty cool move if she changed her name back to her original legal name. Now Jon can pull all kinds of tail left and right and not have to worry about that pesky wedding band.

Let’s face it, their life is going down the shitter and it is going down fast. I could even care less about Jon and Kate Gosselin and I was like their #1 fan because I watched their show long before they were a big tabloids story. Now that the show is cancelled I could give a flying fuck less if they fall off the face of the earth. Love ya Jon and Kate, but your time in the sun is over.

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Last night was the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 which means Jon Gosselin will go bye bye. Hahahaha! You actually believe that? You fool! Jon will continue to be one of the biggest attention whores in America and I wouldn’y doubt it if he was a co-moderator at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

He can always fall back on the Divorced Dads Club if that show ever takes off. Kate answered some tough questions but when the question became to hard she would turn her head 180 degrees and let the evil badger who lives in her hair attack the interviewer. The only way to salvage their fame, Kate will have to make a sex tape. Which everone will watch just to say I saw Kate Gosselin nude but will not cause a single man across the country to get an erection.

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