Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.

I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.

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Kate Gosselin may have gotten her show cancelled, well she didn’t Jon did but she is not giving up on the limelight yet. She says that since she has been in front of the cameras so many times before that she feels comfortable and thinks she would do well in movies. She even said that she wants to do a voice in a childrens movie.

Kate is on the right track but she completely overlooked what would work perfectly for her. A movie about her crazy ass life. It could be made for tv and it could be a cartoon. It could be like one of those dungeons and dragons cartoons where Kate would be the superhero and she fights off the bad influences like Jon. Meanwhile her kids would be forced to eat that organic food shit she constantly makes for them.

In the end she would win and be awarded the attention whore of the month reward from a mystical fairy. Doesn’t that sound good? Shit, TLC should be paying me. Not those two losers.

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Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.

This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.

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There are rumors floating about that Jon and Kate Gosselin are going to both keep their trap shut while they hammer out their legal issues. The issues at hand are the custody of the kids (Kate wants them) and money (Jon took over $230k from their joint banking account). We will see where this leads but in the meantime Mark Heller has said that Jon will not be talking to the tabloids until after the hearing.

I love, LOVE, Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Kate Plus 8but all the media attention they are getting is getting more and more boring. I could understand if Jon was out doing a bunch of drugs off of stripper’s titties but so far the worst thing he has done is smoke cigarettes. Ooo! Badass! I bet Michael Lohan put him up to that. One thing that is unique about this hearing is that never in the history of the Gosselins have they ever been more at odds.

Kate wants custody, the show to go on, and all the money back. Jon could give a shit less about custody but wants the show cancelled and I am sure he worked it out with his lawyer Heller that he deserves some cut of the $230k. I promise I will not write anymore bullshit about them until there is something solid agreed upon. Expect that later this week. Until then, I will stick with the Jon and Kate Plus 8 reruns.

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Just when you thought no more drama 8, could possibly manifest itself in the Jon and Kate Gosselin case, Jon pulls a whopper. It is being reported that Jon withdrew over $200,000 from the Jon and Kate Gosselin joint bank account. It is being said that Kate relies on that account to pay her bills and make family purchases.

He only left her with a grand which is pretty sad. Kate’s lawyer immediately fired off a letter to Jon asking for the money back and if she doesn’t get it back soon there will be an emergency court hearing for the couple which is where Kate will demand to get her money back legally. I am sure Jon will buckle and give all the cash back but the judge might rule that all the money now belongs to Kate and Jon has to take his name off the account.

Jon Gosselin just keeps stepping in the shit again and again and getting himself in deeper and deeper. I am starting to think he has a drug addiction which would prove to by hysterical. I am still on team Jon but now I have to explain myself every time I say a good thing about him because he is turning out to be a giant sleazeball. I however think all of this could be a good thing. Now Kate won’t be able to afford those ridiculous haircuts. And now that the cameras are not rolling she won’t have to put on a “happy face” and pretend like they are a normal run of the mill family when you know that secretly Kate is beating her children and making them hem shoes in the basement for treats. I am on to you Kate.

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Jon Gosselin must be feeling out of the loop when TLC stated that his ass was fired and that they were going to continue the show with the title Kate Plus 8. He however has as much power over his children’s lives as Kate does so he told TLC in a written letter, ok’ed by his attorney, saying that all filming for the reality series is to stop and if anyone tries to record his family will be arrested for trespassing.

The letter reads, ” Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effecuate police action against any trespassers.” Tell em Jon! That is your how and your kids. They will not be videotaped for the world to see unless you got some coin in your pocket. I have been on Team Jon for quite some time now and I am sure he will get what he wants. But what he wants is to go to counseling with Kate and try to work things out and get his name back on the title of the show. I could see his name back on the show title and him coming back onto the show but I SERIOUSLY doubt Kate will hook back up w/ him.

I don’t see why anyone would want to be w/ Kate. She’s a fucking psychopath and will never have sex again if Jon doesn’t come back into the picture.

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Kate Gosselin is about to make an epic fool out of herself on television. No not for yelling at her ex-husband for breathing the wrong way and not for yelling at her kids for doing the simplest shit. No, she is going to make a fool out of herself by co-hosting the over-menstrual show The View. I won’t be tuning in but then again I never do because that is a show that is targeted more towards dried up old ladies and I like my ladies to get soaking wet when I walk into a room.

I am sure people will ask her why she let her husband get away with cheating while they were still married and why she wears her hair in that ridiculous way that she does. And she will stumble for words and talk in only the most general of terms. That is what she always does. Hell, I take that back. I will tune in just to watch her fuck her and her television career over by trying to be “real” when she is such a fake ass.

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Jon Gosselin has been dating two chicks since he separated from his wife Kate Gosselin. First he was photographed in the early morning hours with Deanna Hummel and then a sex tape leaked of Deanna Hummel and another man and since then we have not seen or heard from her. Then he started dating a chick named Hailey Glassman who is only 22 years old and is pretty hot. Then he was seen with a third woman, pictured above, Kate Majors a.k.a. Kate 2.0.

Apparently Kate thought that the relationship with Jon was going to be a fairytale and Jon led her to believe so but soon after the fling Jon was seen again on multiple occasions with Hailey Glassman. Jon promised Kate 2.0 that he would leave Glassman and that Major was going to be the only woman in his life. Sounds like someone got played!

Kate Major says, “He told me he was going to Massachusetts to break up with her. I know the truth. He knows the truth. Unfortunately, she did not.” She went on to say that she will not continue to be his mistress if he decides to stay with Hailey. “He wasn’t honest with Hailey. He needs to man up and tell the truth. I’m not going to be the other woman.”

I have seen many famous people, usually rappers, tell the world that they are the biggest player on the planet and then they fuck around and do something stupid like get married. Akin to the likes of what Jay-Z did. So as of today, the biggest player in America hands down is Jon Gosselin. I don’t know when the last time he had sex with Kate Gosselin but in the past 3 months he banged 3 hotties. I admire him. I doubt he will ever get in Major’s pants again unless he breaks up with Glassman but why would he want to do that? Glassman knows he is playing the field and she is ok with that. So why would he want to fuck up a good thing?

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The Jon and Kate Gosselin stories never get old. It is now being reported that there is a possibility of Jon Gosselin’s dates being recorded for the show. That means a whole new group of fame whoring will be available exclusively on TLC. I don’t see how they can continue to call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8?

I could probably think of a couple different names but that would be overstepping. I am willing to bet ANYTHING that there will be at least one episode this season that shows absolutely no kids. Maybe 5 mins of kids and the rest of the show will be about Jon drinking beer and trying to get tail and Kate bitching endlessly at a home renovator. Those two things are guaranteed but now we just have to wait and see if the children’s camera time suffers because of it.

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Now that Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced, or at least getting divorced, they are free to do just about anything they want. The stories we will see in the tabloids for the upcoming weeks and month and, let’s face it, years they will show their true colors. Kate starting showing her colors when she ditched the kids with a nanny and went to L.A. to talk about either a show idea or another book idea. No one is sure exactly what she was there for.

In the meantime, Jon had a little date with a girlfriend of his at a local bar. I can almost guarantee miller light was involved. Again sanz kids. I don’t see what the hell his pickup line would be. Whatever the pick up line is, I am sure it would have to drown the fact that he is partially balding and has 8 kids. I bet it is a KILLER line. It has to be with all this tail he has been pulling in lately. If I ever go to Pennsylvania, which I won’t, then I definitely want Jon Gosselin as my wingman. With the lines he got, I could go through a box of trojans in a weekend. What’s up Jon? You wanna do this?

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