Posts tagged Kat Von D
Kat Von D Likes Michelle Bombshell
May 4th
Pictured above is the worst in tattoos and the best in tattoos. Kat Von D has some of the most bitching tattoos on earth and she is an awesome person to boot. I am a tattoo enthusiast and I look up to her and I hope that someday I can get tattooed by her. It would seriously kick ass.
And on the right, the worst in tattoos. I dig color and everything but there is something about tattoos on a known white supremacist that automatically makes them a lot less cool. That and the fact that Michelle Bombshell is a fucking skank who cheated on a dude who is probably one of the more smug people in Hollywood and I can not stand smugness.
So why the fuck would Kat Von D find it necessary to defend Michelle Bombshell at a red carpet event the other night? I mean, the bitch is a homewrecker and a nazi, why the fuck should Kat bother wasting her time talking about it? On top of that, she actually stands up for the bitch saying people with tattoos get a bad rap.
Kat Von D says,”There have been many cases in the past that have been fully exploited where people have affairs and then they have absolutely no tattoos, so if we were to sit there and dissect that, that would be pointless and very time consuming,”. Uh…huh. Either Kat needs to learn how to choose her battles or maybe should get drunk before hitting up public events.
Kat Von D is Back on The Market
Jan 25th
Kat Von D is one of my favorite chicks in Hollywood. Not only does she have a shitload of killer tattoos but she is mega hot too. That is why I am gladly reporting that she is back on the market. She was dating Nikki Sixx, the bass player for Motley Crue, for the past year or so and I have idolized Sixx since I was seven years old so it sucks that he lost such an awesome chick but it is good news for me cause now I can date her.
I will probably schedule an appointment to get a tattoo with her and ask for a real big one, like a back piece, and while she is doing it I will slowly seduce her and get her to go out with me. She doesn’t drink alcohol so it will be a little tough to slip her a roofie but I will do my best. Pics of her naked in my bed covered in rose pedals while she is still passed out coming soon!
