Some people are fascinated by Lady GaGa and her eccentric (a.k.a. crazy ass) behavior and other people have been saying that the novelty of Lady GaGa is growing old and they are sick of her and her outfits.Apparently the latter statement is closer to the truth because she just cancelled her “Fame Kills” tour that was set to star both her and Kanye West.

Of course I am sure Kanye being a dickhead who is never absent of a bottle of “Henny” and fucking up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs. Point is they don’t like either of them as a package. I don’t see what the hell is so special with either of these performers. Kanye will never write a song that out does stuff from his first cd and Lady GaGa has bled Poker Face to death. I think what the fans wanna see is not a bullshit arena tour but to see both of them go into the studio and think of something catchy and original all on their own.

I would totally go to a Lady GaGa concert but only if she let me take a pic of her penis. I have never been a Kanye fan so I could care less if he drops off the face of the earth altogether. Since the tour is cancelled and nothing else is going on the only thing left to ask is…did they bone? Kanye likes dick so I am sure they had a fun time with one another.

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Cancelled links

JT and Jessica Biel. Are they? Aren’t they?- IDLYITW

The Soup mocks Hell’s Kitchen- Geno’s World

Rival networks boycott Jay Leno- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Stephanie Pratt interview- I Don’t Want Your Life

Gwen Stefani rockin’ the hammer pants- yeeeah

Jon Gosselin is done with TLC- notorious news

Michael Bay is sarcastic- IDLYITW

Last night was the annual MTV Video Music Awards and it was a pretty good show. Or at least I guess it was a good show. I stopped watching after the first 20 mins but in that time Taylor Swift won the award for best female music video. The nominees were Lady GaGa’s Poker Face, Beyonce Single Ladies, Taylor Swift Whateverthefuck and Katy Perry’s Hot n Cold. I think there might have been one other nominee but I didn’t really pay attention.

Long story short Taylor Swift won the award and in the middle of her acceptance speech Kanye West jumped on stage to throw in his two cents saying that Beyonce made the best music video of all time. Last time I check Beyonce’s Single Ladies video consists of her and two other chicks in black leotards in a white room gyrating their bodies to the rhythm of the song. Definitely not the best music video of all time. Taylor just kind of stood there in shock and didn’t have anything to say after Kanye interrupted her. I am sure after that outbreak someone changed Kanye’s diaper and fed him his bottle and nestled him to sleep telling him that Beyonce will be president someday and no annoying little white girls will stand between him and his opinions ever again.

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Many people have ey SpearsNew Years resolutions. My family asked me if I was going to quit smoking or start working out more. I just turned my head and laughed a little bit. But it isn’t just normal people making New Years resolutions. Celebrities do it too. Let’s look at a few…

Britney Spears: ” I would like to stop worrying so much because I worry all the time. And to learn to be happier, just in general. And to stop biting my nails!”

Eva Longoria Parker: “To give up meat.”

Spencer Pratt: “To stop eating pizza every day. I think my wife’s resolution will make that happen. She says she’s going to cook.”

Kanye West: “My resolution is to be as nice as possible to the press.”

Kathy Griffin: “To eat more carbs!”

These are all good New Years resolutions. I don’t think I have ever had a New Years resolution and I am not going to start now. Though I didn’t see Britney say she was going to eat less cheetos or Kanye West say he is going to stop being a little bitch, but I guess the ones they named are ok too. But the worst resolution I saved for last. This one comes from Cameron Diaz. Her New Years resolution is, ” I have always had the same New Years resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping.”

Nooo! If she starts wearing a bra then no more nipple slips or nipple pokies. If she stops smoking she will stop looking sexy. And if she stops shopping we won’t get to see her do either. For shame Cameron Diaz. For shame.

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