Posts tagged K-Fed
K-Fed Is Making Tons Of Bank
Feb 2nd
Britney Spears is a diva and most people know that. Her most recent diva demand is that her kids go out on tour with her or she will cancel her tour. as if she had enough money to do that. Anyway, behind the scenes Britney Spears, her father Jamie Spears and K-Fed have been working out a deal for her kids to go out on the road with her. K-Fed with dollar signs in his pupils said that if she takes them on tour not only with Britney have to pay him an additional $4,000 a month on top of his $22,000 a month he already gets from Britney, but they will have to arrange a place for K-Fed to stay during the tour.
The only reason where K-Fed will stay is because Britney will have 3 “bases” during the tour where the kids will stay and she can commute back and forth before and after the shows. The three bases are in New Orleans, Los Angeles and New Jersey. This is a pretty good deal. K-Fed is like my favorite person in Hollywood right now. He is the biggest gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith and that bitch was fugly. So after we do the math we see that K-Fed is making $28,000 a month, has a killer pad in L.A. and gets his own temporary pad New Orleans and New Jersey. Rock on. Just think all he had to do to get all this was have sex with Britney Spears. Worth it? I didn’t think so.
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Brit’s Kids Have A New Mommy
Jan 21st
K-Fed hasn’t really been doing much since his divorce from Britney Spears. That shouldn’t surprise anyone. He has however managed to pack on about 30 extra pounds and hook up with a pretty hot chick named Victoria Prince. Today Prince got to try out her mommy skills on Jayden James and Sean Preston. I am sure that didn’t make Britney very happy but she doesn’t even have the basic mental capacities to manage her own finances so she shouldn’t really care.
According to TMZ the kids really liked her but you know she is secretly telling them their mom is a psycho and probably blowing second hand smoke in their face. In many ways, a step mom would be good for the boys. It could teach them that not every mommy out there is a head case that tends to whore herself out for attention at just about every opportunity she had. Instead it will just be simple. Hot chick+ some what hot guy+ a lot of money= one big happy family. K-Fed totally fell off my cool list when he failed to make a porno with Britney Spears, but this could be his second chance. Don’t fuck up K-Fed I only give second chances once.
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K-Fed Has A Wild One On His Hands
Dec 26th
K-Fed is not going to wait around for Britney to get her sanity back. Because more than likely that is not going to happen. So he has moved on. And I have to admit that the new girl is hotter than Spears. Her name is Victoria Prince. and if you are thinking, what kind of girl is going to hook up with K Fed and adopt all that drama into her life, the answer is simple. She has loads of drama in her life as well.
Her rap sheet includes her being arrested last year for assault and disturbing the peace, in high school she terrorized a class mate until the parents finally got a restraining order against her, possession of a dangerous weapon on school grounds and possession of alcohol as a minor. Just think of all the fun these two will have running into the police during one of K Fed’s all night drinking parties in Las Vegas. All I can hope for is that this girl is voyeuristic and decides to make a porno with K Fed. Not so I can see K Fed’s shriveled little dick but so I can see this mess naked.
