Kevin Federline just got done shoot a show that TOTALLY sucks called Celebrity Fit Club where a bunch of z-list celebrities get together and try to lose weight by doing all these little events and you would think it would be kind of like The Biggest Loser where people lose like 10 pounds in a week but the trainers are weak and can only help them shed like 3 pounds in a week that they could have shed by staying at home and bench pressing their remote control.

K-Fed had this to say about his depression which led to his over eating, ““A number of things between, I mean, everybody knows what happened with me and Brit. I’m not going to say that’s the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression.”

Oh really? Not being happy with yourself led to your depression? I am no psychologist but I am guessing, yea, that makes sense. Later in the interview he told the interviewer that he is much happier with his life right now and he should be. Dude gets $22k a month in alimony. At the end of the day, K-Fed is fine and Britney is the psychopath in the relationship.

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K-Fed lost a shitload of weight on Celebrity Fit Clubwhich is like the worst show on tv so I am not sure how he did. But according to people around him, he has shed 30 pounds and is back to being the player’s playa like he is. He even got a movie role in American Pie: The Book of Love.

I think all the American Pie sequels suck ass but I think I will have to rent this bad boy just to see my favorite gold digger. Not sure how much he got paid to do this movie but it doesn’t really mater cause he is making tons of bank off his ex Spears SHABAM!

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Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).

Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.

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Kevin Federline needs two things very desperately in his life right now. Some extra money and to lose some weight. Even though people are making him out to be this monster of obesity, he actually hasn’t put on that many pounds. But it was enough to get NutriSystem’s attention. They want him to start using their supplement and after he loses a few pounds, to become their spokesperson.

Now this is kind of an odd move for them, they have had legends like Dan Marino and Tony Orlando, who sucks, as their spokespeople, but K-Fed? If he started doing their commercials I would record it and throw it up on YouTube just so people could laugh. No word on how much he would be paid yet, but in the mean time he can continue to leech off of Britney Spears with a fat $22,000 alimony check every month. I love this guy.

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Britney Spears is a diva and most people know that. Her most recent diva demand is that her kids go out on tour with her or she will cancel her tour. as if she had enough money to do that. Anyway, behind the scenes Britney Spears, her father Jamie Spears and K-Fed have been working out a deal for her kids to go out on the road with her. K-Fed with dollar signs in his pupils said that if she takes them on tour not only with Britney have to pay him an additional $4,000 a month on top of his $22,000 a month he already gets from Britney, but they will have to arrange a place for K-Fed to stay during the tour.

The only reason where K-Fed will stay is because Britney will have 3 “bases” during the tour where the kids will stay and she can commute back and forth before and after the shows. The three bases are in New Orleans, Los Angeles and New Jersey. This is a pretty good deal. K-Fed is like my favorite person in Hollywood right now. He is the biggest gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith and that bitch was fugly. So after we do the math we see that K-Fed is making $28,000 a month, has a killer pad in L.A. and gets his own temporary pad New Orleans and New Jersey. Rock on. Just think all he had to do to get all this was have sex with Britney Spears. Worth it? I didn’t think so.

 

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K-Fed hasn’t really been doing much since his divorce from Britney Spears. That shouldn’t surprise anyone. He has however managed to pack on about 30 extra pounds and hook up with a pretty hot chick named Victoria Prince. Today Prince got to try out her mommy skills on Jayden James and Sean Preston. I am sure that didn’t make Britney very happy but she doesn’t even have the basic mental capacities to manage her own finances so she shouldn’t really care.

According to TMZ the kids really liked her but you know she is secretly telling them their mom is a psycho and probably blowing second hand smoke in their face. In many ways, a step mom would be good for the boys. It could teach them that not every mommy out there is a head case that tends to whore herself out for attention at just about every opportunity she had. Instead it will just be simple. Hot chick+ some what hot guy+ a lot of money= one big happy family. K-Fed totally fell off my cool list when he failed to make a porno with Britney Spears, but this could be his second chance. Don’t fuck up K-Fed I only give second chances once.

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K-Fed is not going to wait around for Britney to get her sanity back. Because more than likely that is not going to happen. So he has moved on. And I have to admit that the new girl is hotter than Spears. Her name is Victoria Prince. and if you are thinking, what kind of girl is going to hook up with K Fed and adopt all that drama into her life, the answer is simple. She has loads of drama in her life as well.

Her rap sheet includes her being arrested last year for assault and disturbing the peace, in high school she terrorized a class mate until the parents finally got a restraining order against her, possession of a dangerous weapon on school grounds and possession of alcohol as a minor. Just think of all the fun these two will have running into the police during one of K Fed’s all night drinking parties in Las Vegas. All I can hope for is that this girl is voyeuristic and decides to make a porno with K Fed. Not so I can see K Fed’s shriveled little dick but so I can see this mess naked.

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