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Justin Timberlake is seen as a cool guy in a lot of peoples eyes. I just think of him as that douche bag who got to bang Britney Spears when she was still hot. To show even more people that he is a cool guy he is releasing a new type of tequila called 901. Of course since JT is such a trendy guy you can only buy it in LasVegas, Los Angeles, New York and St.Louis.

I saw a picture of this tequila and it is that clear crap that party girls dink in their margaritas because realtequila looks ugly. What is with the strange name? Justin’s spokesperson said, ” 901 is that time of night when your evening is ending, but your night is just beginning. It is also a subtle nod to his hometown.” Of course the name means nothing. The only way to truly test a brand of hard liquor is to serve it to drunk college girls and see how quickly they shed their clothing. If they have been drunk for more than 10 minutes and they haven’t shed at least two items of clothing, the drink has failed. I will do my own field test of 901 this Friday night. If it doesn’t work, instead of trying to get my money back, I will track down JT and smash the bottle over his head.

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Well it is gonna be a blowout tonight at Dodger Stadium. We all remember Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera performing on stage and kissing Madonna at the MTV Music Awards or whatever the fuck that was. Now Brit Brit, J.T. and Madge will be raising the roof tonight. No word yet on weather or not there will be lesbian kissing but a guy can hope can’t he?

This thing is gonna go up in flames. Sometimes pop musicians try to out do themselves and end up in the long run just looking like idiots. Ryan Gaycrest had this to say, ” If Britney and Justin end up on that stage with her… I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like that before.” This is a guy who hosts American Idol and sees 10 killer performances a night by some of the most talented kids in the country and now he is saying that Brit, J.T. and Madge is gonna be something he has never seen before? How shallow is this motherfucker?

I am sure after the concert was announced Gaycrest jumped up and down with his limp wrists flapping in the wind and he peed in his pants a little bit.

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