Hi, I’m a mac and I am banging Drew Barrymore. Justin Long is one of the few celebrities that are dating chicks i want to date that I don’t think is a total douche bag. He is the spokesperson for Mac computers and he had a kick ass role in Live Free Or Die Hard. Now Justin and Drew started dating in 2007 but they split up in July of 2008. Now it seems they are back together.

They were seen talking and smooching in Bar Marmont which I am assuming is the bar area of Chateau Marmont. I just hope he treats her right and doesn’t marry her because Drew was married to Tom Green at one point and we all know how that turned out. The thing is, Drew is extremely shallow. And when a chick is shallow it means two things, they are good in bed and they suck at maintaining relationships. So I hope Justin is just in this for the sex. Any other reason would cause me to lose all respect for him. And if you think Drew is about to leave you Justin, just wave a burning joint of front of her eyes. That girl loves drugs.

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