Julia Roberts Is Fucking Funny

Tom O — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:06:03 +0000

While Tom Hanks was receiving a new award called the Chaplin Award, which is basically like the lifetime achievement award, Julia Roberts was called upon to speak at the podium. Something tells me she wasn’t happy to be there. Especially when she said, ” It’s late, and I am paying my babysitter overtime, and I have to pee. So, everybody fucking likes you.”

This is the way to present an award. In fact she took the words right out of my mouth. But the foul language didn’t stop there. She went on to say, ” That movie about you and the airport and the accent was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn’t know. I love you, but I didn’t know… and I’m wearing the same fucking dress as your publicist.”

This isn’t the first time Julia dropped the F-bomb in public. She cussed out a paparazzo who was trespassing on her property and then her husband attacked the car like he was a fucking demon. I like hot chicks. But if there is one thing I like more than hot chicks, it is hot chicks that cuss. So congratulations Julia! You have moved up to the top 5 in my spank bank and I will probably spend the rest of the day picturing you naked. It is an honor.

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Links that can fuck the fucking fuckers

Lindsay Lohan does some attention whoring in her bikini- IDLYITW

Twitter is just another way to get famous- Allie Is Wired

The Hills recap- IBBB

Paris Hilton’s BFF is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

The first lady of France had her nude pictures stolen. – yeeeah

Fish eats cell phone- Geno’s World

Megan Fox is rocking the corset- IDLYITW

The Pussycat Dolls are slowly turning on Nicole Scherzinger- Amy Grindhouse

Everyday sluts- I Don’t Want Your Life

Graham Norton breaks two ribs after BAFTAs – Holy Moly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Justin Timberlake is a drunk- Celeb News Wire

One of these chicks are hot. The other is as fugly as they come. – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Tori Amos- Maybe California- popbytes

Drop Dead Fred is being remade- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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