Posts tagged Jon Gosselin
Hey Remember That Jon Gosselin Guy?
Dec 16th
Jon Gosselin has been ordered by court to not do anymore tv appearances because it is breach of contract from which he is still under with TLC. The show is cancelled now so I do not see why he can not practiced his freedom of speech like any other man with a pair of testicles. This dipshit is letting the court take him for a ride. I say double the tv appearances.
Also, he is totally broke. He was living the high life getting paid to do tv appearances and he blew all that money on cigarettes and Ed Hardy shirts. All the family’s finances are under Kate’s control so she is basically raising 8 kids all by herself. She said it herself that she wanted to be a movie star so where the fuck is the movie poster that says “STARRING KATE GOSSELIN” at the top? The closest she will get to the tv cameras again is when she goes on The View and begs Hollywood to accept her as one of their own. But with a pussy as ate up as hers is after 8 kids, there simply is no spot in La La Land.
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Jon Gosselin Is A No Show In Court
Dec 10th
Jon Gosselin was supposed to be in court today to take down TLC and all their bullshit drama but instead of showing up and battling it out, Jon Gosselin stayed home and had phone sex with Michael Lohan. There are several reasons why Jon would be in court. One is that he is divorcing his wife Kate Gosselin. Two is because he is suing TLC for $5 million because he is too famous to get a regular job now. Three is that TLC is suing Jon because he did multiple paid and unpaid television interviews without TLC’s permission.
He was supposed to be in court today for the later. I personally don’t think anything will come of this battle however. Jon basically has this one in the bag for the whole freedom of speech and freedom of the press thing. However, his lawsuit over TLC about him not able to hold a regular job because he is too famous now, that is just laughable. One person who isn’t laughing and doesn’t have any cash in her pocket because of the crazy behavior of Jon is Kate Gosselin. Don’t worry folks, I am still team Jon but you gotta admit this mother fucker’s crazy.
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It’s Over
Nov 24th
Last night was the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 which means Jon Gosselin will go bye bye. Hahahaha! You actually believe that? You fool! Jon will continue to be one of the biggest attention whores in America and I wouldn’y doubt it if he was a co-moderator at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
He can always fall back on the Divorced Dads Club if that show ever takes off. Kate answered some tough questions but when the question became to hard she would turn her head 180 degrees and let the evil badger who lives in her hair attack the interviewer. The only way to salvage their fame, Kate will have to make a sex tape. Which everone will watch just to say I saw Kate Gosselin nude but will not cause a single man across the country to get an erection.
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Links that still have a lot of potential
Adam Lambert will not be doing Good Morning America- IDLYITW
Jay Leno talks with Lady GaGa- Geno’s World
Jessica Simpson no likey Perez Hilton- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kim Kardashian in a bikini on Twitter. Oh how I love Twitter- Drunken Stepfather
Mariah Carey is a stupid twat- yeeeah
K-Fed is thin again!- notorious news
Kelly Clarkson is in a stretchy dress, doesn’t eat it- IDLYITW
Sasha Grey is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Jon and Kate Plus 8 Ends Next Week
Nov 20th
Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.
I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.
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Links that forgot why they were famous in the first place
New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW
Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World
One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Some chick I have never heard of is naked- Drunken Stepfather
Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah
Oprah is done- notorious news
Armenians for equal rights- IDLYITW
Miranda Kerr is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)
