Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.

I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.

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New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW

Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World

One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

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Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah

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Jon Gosselin is probably pretty sick of smoking cheap cigarettes nd having to fly coach when he fully deserves to be flying first class so he decided the best and easiest way to make some quick cash is to sue TLC. As everyone must know by now, TLC is the channel that ran Jon and Kate Plus 8 for all those years.

You have to keep in mind though that Jon can only sue TLC after TLC is done suing his ass. His claims are that the contracts that he signed with TLC are too restrictive and prevent him from working. Also, he is claiming that when he signed the contract, he did not have proper legal representation. At the end of the day, Jon wants a cool $5 mil and will probably get a fraction of it. I hope he gets a fraction of it. That way he can be on the prowl in NYC for tail. And when Jon hunts for tail and scores, that tail gets a sex tape leaked or past bikini pictures leaked or something leaked. That is what I love about this business.

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Kathy Griffin talks tabloids w/ Jay Leno- Geno’s World

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Robert Pattinson is a dirty bum- notorious news

Britney Spears’ flabby bikini ass- IDLYITW

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Jon Gosselin is doing some damage control after speaking to just about every tabloid/talk show on the planet. He is now fighting for at least partial custody of his eight children so he sent out a very long winded rant to Eonline. Basically he says that he got caught up in the fame game and that he shouldn’t have been as vocal as he was.

I will not waste your time posting all the shit he blathered about here, you can just read it in the source link. Even if he does have his head on straight, FINALLY, there is still little chance of Jon and Kate Plus 8coming back on the air because he stands by his statements that his kids should not be subjected to the life of reality tv. Kate will remain broke. And the kids will die of starvation in poverty. Sound like a good ending to you? Me too.

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Adam Lambert breaks record as world’s gayest man- IDLYITW

Sandra Bullock finds an excuse to talk to the media- Geno’s World

Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kristin Cavallari’s ass looks great in stretchy pants- The Korova Milk Bar

Alessandra Ambrosio is still in a bikini- yeeeah

Taylor Swift is a nazi- notorious news

Megan Fox is evil- IDLYITW

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Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.

This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.

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There are rumors floating about that Jon and Kate Gosselin are going to both keep their trap shut while they hammer out their legal issues. The issues at hand are the custody of the kids (Kate wants them) and money (Jon took over $230k from their joint banking account). We will see where this leads but in the meantime Mark Heller has said that Jon will not be talking to the tabloids until after the hearing.

I love, LOVE, Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Kate Plus 8but all the media attention they are getting is getting more and more boring. I could understand if Jon was out doing a bunch of drugs off of stripper’s titties but so far the worst thing he has done is smoke cigarettes. Ooo! Badass! I bet Michael Lohan put him up to that. One thing that is unique about this hearing is that never in the history of the Gosselins have they ever been more at odds.

Kate wants custody, the show to go on, and all the money back. Jon could give a shit less about custody but wants the show cancelled and I am sure he worked it out with his lawyer Heller that he deserves some cut of the $230k. I promise I will not write anymore bullshit about them until there is something solid agreed upon. Expect that later this week. Until then, I will stick with the Jon and Kate Plus 8 reruns.

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Kim Kardashian cameltoe- Drunken Stepfather

Lily Allen is photogenic- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Megan Fox is at a bar- IDLYITW

Check out Eva Amurri nude from Californication in the NSFW section!- Fatback Media (NSFW)

I have no idea why Jon Gosselin feels it is his parental duty to go on every single talk show in America to defend himself and his children and talk shit about Kate Gosselin, but that is what he is doing. He made a mistake by going on The Nacy Grace Show because every time Jon was at a loss for words and his attorney tried to jump in she said, “is your lawyer going to do all the talking for you?”

Now Larry King was an easy interview mainly because Larry King sucks at interviewing anyone. Finally someone on the show asked him about his kids and Jon instantly started talking about himself which led Nancy to ask why he is always talking about himself. Jon was again at a loss for words. Surprisingly they didn’t show in this short clip why Jon took over $200k from the Gosselin joint bank account and wether or not he is going to give it back. I guess Nancy didn’t think it would be good for the ratings. Bitch.

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Kristen Bell is attractive- IDLYITW

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Kate Moss has pokies- Holy Moly

Katie Holmes does Elle magazine- popbytes

LadyGaGa to appear on an episode of Gossip Girl- Amy Grindhouse

Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB

Brad Pitt still wants to bang Jennifer Aniston- notorious news

Russel Brand is in love with Katy Perry and I can see why- IDLYITW

Just when you thought no more drama 8, could possibly manifest itself in the Jon and Kate Gosselin case, Jon pulls a whopper. It is being reported that Jon withdrew over $200,000 from the Jon and Kate Gosselin joint bank account. It is being said that Kate relies on that account to pay her bills and make family purchases.

He only left her with a grand which is pretty sad. Kate’s lawyer immediately fired off a letter to Jon asking for the money back and if she doesn’t get it back soon there will be an emergency court hearing for the couple which is where Kate will demand to get her money back legally. I am sure Jon will buckle and give all the cash back but the judge might rule that all the money now belongs to Kate and Jon has to take his name off the account.

Jon Gosselin just keeps stepping in the shit again and again and getting himself in deeper and deeper. I am starting to think he has a drug addiction which would prove to by hysterical. I am still on team Jon but now I have to explain myself every time I say a good thing about him because he is turning out to be a giant sleazeball. I however think all of this could be a good thing. Now Kate won’t be able to afford those ridiculous haircuts. And now that the cameras are not rolling she won’t have to put on a “happy face” and pretend like they are a normal run of the mill family when you know that secretly Kate is beating her children and making them hem shoes in the basement for treats. I am on to you Kate.

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Jon Gosselin must be feeling out of the loop when TLC stated that his ass was fired and that they were going to continue the show with the title Kate Plus 8. He however has as much power over his children’s lives as Kate does so he told TLC in a written letter, ok’ed by his attorney, saying that all filming for the reality series is to stop and if anyone tries to record his family will be arrested for trespassing.

The letter reads, ” Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effecuate police action against any trespassers.” Tell em Jon! That is your how and your kids. They will not be videotaped for the world to see unless you got some coin in your pocket. I have been on Team Jon for quite some time now and I am sure he will get what he wants. But what he wants is to go to counseling with Kate and try to work things out and get his name back on the title of the show. I could see his name back on the show title and him coming back onto the show but I SERIOUSLY doubt Kate will hook back up w/ him.

I don’t see why anyone would want to be w/ Kate. She’s a fucking psychopath and will never have sex again if Jon doesn’t come back into the picture.

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Divorced links

Selena Gomez isn’t in Switzerland- IDLYITW

Someone flashed their vagina on So You Think You Can Dance- Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s on again, off again, on again relationship- Celeb News Wire

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman might have a sex tape out. I hope so- yeeeah

The City recap- IBBB

Whoopi Goldberg has it all figured out- IDLYITW

Jon Gosselin’s show Jon and Kate Plus 8is going down the tubes but he is still pulling in enough cash to buy his new bitch a kick ass SUV. It is being reported that he spent $70k on a new Porsche SUV for his girlfriend Hailey Glassman. That is pretty pimp. Here he is photographed getting some aggression out by kicking his dog. Bastard.

Also, Fox aired a special on the Octomom Nadya Suleman and she pulled in a half million viewers more than the last episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8did making her the public’s favorite trainwreck. No word on what Kate has been up to other than fucking up her hair and screaming at 8 yelping kids. I would still bang her though. Don’t get me wrong. But it wouldn’t be a “I just banged a hotty” sex. It would be more like “I just banged a famous person” sex. And then I would take pictures and post them all over the internet. Why didn’t you think of this yourself Jonboy?

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Kourtney Kardashian will pose nude while pregnant- IDLYITW

Gisele Bundchen’s baby bump is getting bumpier- Geno’s World

Amy Winehouse was inconsolable- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Camerona Diaz is banging Keanu Reeves- Celeb News Wire

Sarah Jessica Parker has mad ugly hands- yeeeah

Gerard Butley practices ditching Jennifer Aniston’s body- IDLYITW

Jon Gosselin is a player’s player and knows that any publicity is good publicity and any exclusive club is just that,exclusive, so it means you are cool if you are in it. He wants to join the Divorced Dad’s Club which is a show produced by someone and is airing on some channel.

He won’t get a free pass for this though because TLC is saying he can not legally join any other show because he has an exclusive contract with TLC. That is ok though because the ratings for Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Jon Minus Kate Plus 8 or whatever people call the show now are plummeting and it is being discussed to cancel the show. Which means Kate won’t have a platform to whore her little sextuplet cook book and will dry the cash up quicker than sand in the desert.

This actually works out well for Jon because if Jon and Kate Plus 8 gets cancelled then Kate won’t have any cash and Jon will get sole custody of the children and he has a hot piece of 22 year old ass waiting for him to rear his kin. Meanwhile, Kate will be forced to whore her body on the street just to buy food. See how things work out for everyone? Oh yea, and I am going to be one of Kate’s first customers.

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Michelle Keegan is in a hot pink bikini. Emphasis on hot- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Sean Penn is getting a divorce- Holy Moly

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Robert Pattinson is still alive. Damn! – Amy Grindhouse

You’re not gonna believe this- IDLYITW