It seems that Jon Gosselin has had a change of heart about having his kids filmed by TLC camera crews. Basically because he is going to go broke on legal fees against the corporation if he doesn’t make a play and fast. He is being represented by a lawyer named Anthony F. List which is pretty hysterical considering Jon is king of the F-List.

I am sure that Jon And Kate Plus 8 will not come back but that does not mean we will miss out on our favorite two tabloid whores. Kate will lose on Dancing With The Stars and if we get lucky she will even fall on her ass. And when she is done doing that she will do yet another book tour and the paparazzi will follow her step by step. I just wanna see more Jon though. I am totally Team Jon cause Kate is a bitch. Or a bitch from hell if you listen to the judges on Dancing With The Stars.

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It seems that times are tough for Playgirl magazine because business is so bad that they made Jon Gosselin an offer to be in the magazine. I do not read Playgirl so I am not sure how well endowed their models are but I know one thing for sure, Jon does not fit the bill. The other day I took a look at a leaked Twitter picture that Hailey Glassman posted on her Twitter account. And I can safely say that Jon will not be taking his clothes off for money anytime soon.

The pic showed Jon fully aroused with a tape measure up to him, and the dude is seriously 2 inches. If I were in his shoes I would just tuck that thing away and pretend to be a girl. Anyway, Playgirl is only offering $20k in the first place cause they think Jo is ugly and that they would do the shoot more for the novelty of it instead of actually trying to turn chicks ( or gay dudes) on.

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Earlier in this holiday season Jon Gosselin’s New York apartment was burglarized and vandalized and the number one suspect is Hailey Glassman. Apparently they left some sort of note and Hailey’s name was on it or it was written by Hailey or something and she is being questioned by police.

According to Gosselin’s lawyer, she is going to go to jail. See I don’t wanna see a young hotty like Hailey go to jail but she has already admitted to writing the note and there is a security camera at the building and Mark Heller (Jon’s lawyer) has said that he has seen the footage and Hailey is on it.

Some people are saying that this whole thing is a huge hoax to bring some attention to Jon Gosselin but this is straight out of the Michael Lohan playbook if this is a hoax. If so I hope Jon goes to jail too. Just because I would find that funny. Still Team Jon all the way though. Still Team Jon.

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It is official. Jon and Kate Gosselin are officially divorced. Kate is a fucktard so she will probably keep the name Gosselin so she shares the same last name with her kids but it would be a pretty cool move if she changed her name back to her original legal name. Now Jon can pull all kinds of tail left and right and not have to worry about that pesky wedding band.

Let’s face it, their life is going down the shitter and it is going down fast. I could even care less about Jon and Kate Gosselin and I was like their #1 fan because I watched their show long before they were a big tabloids story. Now that the show is cancelled I could give a flying fuck less if they fall off the face of the earth. Love ya Jon and Kate, but your time in the sun is over.

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Jon Gosselin has been ordered by court to not do anymore tv appearances because it is breach of contract from which he is still under with TLC. The show is cancelled now so I do not see why he can not practiced his freedom of speech like any other man with a pair of testicles. This dipshit is letting the court take him for a ride. I say double the tv appearances.

Also, he is totally broke. He was living the high life getting paid to do tv appearances and he blew all that money on cigarettes and Ed Hardy shirts. All the family’s finances are under Kate’s control so she is basically raising 8 kids all by herself. She said it herself that she wanted to be a movie star so where the fuck is the movie poster that says “STARRING KATE GOSSELIN” at the top? The closest she will get to the tv cameras again is when she goes on The View and begs Hollywood to accept her as one of their own. But with a pussy as ate up as hers is after 8 kids, there simply is no spot in La La Land.

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Jon Gosselin was supposed to be in court today to take down TLC and all their bullshit drama but instead of showing up and battling it out, Jon Gosselin stayed home and had phone sex with Michael Lohan. There are several reasons why Jon would be in court. One is that he is divorcing his wife Kate Gosselin. Two is because he is suing TLC for $5 million because he is too famous to get a regular job now. Three is that TLC is suing Jon because he did multiple paid and unpaid television interviews without TLC’s permission.

He was supposed to be in court today for the later. I personally don’t think anything will come of this battle however. Jon basically has this one in the bag for the whole freedom of speech and freedom of the press thing. However, his lawsuit over TLC about him not able to hold a regular job because he is too famous now, that is just laughable. One person who isn’t laughing and doesn’t have any cash in her pocket because of the crazy behavior of Jon is Kate Gosselin. Don’t worry folks, I am still team Jon but you gotta admit this mother fucker’s crazy.

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Last night was the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 which means Jon Gosselin will go bye bye. Hahahaha! You actually believe that? You fool! Jon will continue to be one of the biggest attention whores in America and I wouldn’y doubt it if he was a co-moderator at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

He can always fall back on the Divorced Dads Club if that show ever takes off. Kate answered some tough questions but when the question became to hard she would turn her head 180 degrees and let the evil badger who lives in her hair attack the interviewer. The only way to salvage their fame, Kate will have to make a sex tape. Which everone will watch just to say I saw Kate Gosselin nude but will not cause a single man across the country to get an erection.

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Links that still have a lot of potential

Adam Lambert will not be doing Good Morning America- IDLYITW

Jay Leno talks with Lady GaGa- Geno’s World

Jessica Simpson no likey Perez Hilton- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kim Kardashian in a bikini on Twitter. Oh how I love Twitter- Drunken Stepfather

Mariah Carey is a stupid twat- yeeeah

K-Fed is thin again!- notorious news

Kelly Clarkson is in a stretchy dress, doesn’t eat it- IDLYITW

Sasha Grey is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.

I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.

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Links that forgot why they were famous in the first place

New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW

Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World

One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Some chick I have never heard of is naked- Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah

Oprah is done- notorious news

Armenians for equal rights- IDLYITW

Miranda Kerr is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Jon Gosselin is probably pretty sick of smoking cheap cigarettes nd having to fly coach when he fully deserves to be flying first class so he decided the best and easiest way to make some quick cash is to sue TLC. As everyone must know by now, TLC is the channel that ran Jon and Kate Plus 8 for all those years.

You have to keep in mind though that Jon can only sue TLC after TLC is done suing his ass. His claims are that the contracts that he signed with TLC are too restrictive and prevent him from working. Also, he is claiming that when he signed the contract, he did not have proper legal representation. At the end of the day, Jon wants a cool $5 mil and will probably get a fraction of it. I hope he gets a fraction of it. That way he can be on the prowl in NYC for tail. And when Jon hunts for tail and scores, that tail gets a sex tape leaked or past bikini pictures leaked or something leaked. That is what I love about this business.

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Links that have a good defense as well as a good offense

Noclas Cage is great with money- IDLYITW

Kathy Griffin talks tabloids w/ Jay Leno- Geno’s World

Another excuse for celebrities to dress up and look stupid- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Almost a Kristin Cavallari nipple slip- Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a striper but you won’t see her nippy no nos- yeeeah

Robert Pattinson is a dirty bum- notorious news

Britney Spears’ flabby bikini ass- IDLYITW

Eva Green is naked in Tatle magazine- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Jon Gosselin is doing some damage control after speaking to just about every tabloid/talk show on the planet. He is now fighting for at least partial custody of his eight children so he sent out a very long winded rant to Eonline. Basically he says that he got caught up in the fame game and that he shouldn’t have been as vocal as he was.

I will not waste your time posting all the shit he blathered about here, you can just read it in the source link. Even if he does have his head on straight, FINALLY, there is still little chance of Jon and Kate Plus 8coming back on the air because he stands by his statements that his kids should not be subjected to the life of reality tv. Kate will remain broke. And the kids will die of starvation in poverty. Sound like a good ending to you? Me too.

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Halloween links

Adam Lambert breaks record as world’s gayest man- IDLYITW

Sandra Bullock finds an excuse to talk to the media- Geno’s World

Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kristin Cavallari’s ass looks great in stretchy pants- The Korova Milk Bar

Alessandra Ambrosio is still in a bikini- yeeeah

Taylor Swift is a nazi- notorious news

Megan Fox is evil- IDLYITW

Heidi Klum is chocolatey- Fatback Media (NSFW)