Posts tagged Jon and Kate Plus 8
Kate Gosselin Is A Bad Mom. But You Already Knew That.
Jun 3rd
Kate Gosselin went on a trip recently. No silly, not an acid trip, a trip to a beach in North Carolina. Though the way she acts and dresses, you would think she’s on acid.  During this trip she brought along her 8 kids and not her husband Jon. During the trip guinea pig hair was only thinking about herself and could give a shit less what her 8 kids were up to.
Ann Michele Sweeny, a fellow vacationer told Us magazine, ” she completely ignored her children the entire time. When Kate sat on the edge of the pool, she told one of [the twins], ‘If you splash me, you’re dead meat.’ She was not joking at all.” What a bitch! I am sure she was just upset her little brats weren’t combing her hair or building a massive sand castle that would grab the attention of the paparazzi. But that is what famous people have to do. They have to be flashy and interesting all the time. Those kids better fall in line. And quick. Otherwise they will find themselves in an orphanage or a boarding school. I swear, sometimes kids think that ignoring the paparazzi is a good thing. Dumbass kids.
Links that have their kids in line
Jennifer Ellison does Nuts- IDLYITW
LeAnn Rimes is a stalker- Geno’s World
Barbie is ready to take Las Vegas by storm- popbytes
Betty White is a porn freak- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hey, look who’s not dead!- yeeeah
Chris Brown has a tiny penor- Celeb News Wire
Jimi Hendrix may have been murdered- IDLYITW
Conan O’Brien’s ratings dropped dramatically- notorious news
Fat ass+ fat tits= perfect couple- Drunken Stepfather
Mila Kunis is frumpy- I Don’t Want Your Life
Lindsay Lohan still isn’t over Samantha Ronson- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kelly Osbourne’s hair sucks- Holy Moly
Suri Cruise is messy- Amy Grindhouse
Jon Gosselin: Still Cheating
May 29th
Jon Gosselin has a hectic life. Which goes without saying when you have 8 kids. It seems that these days Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8, have been spending more and more time apart. While Kate took the 8 kids on a boat ride, Jon stayed out late with some female friends at a bar. Apparently he is quite the stud because one of those girls were reported to look like she was in her early 20′s. Hot.
Now that the marriage is in the shitter people are pretty much expecting Jon to keep going on these little dates until the two finally get divorced. Notice that you see Jon stepping out with girls every week while Kate has to stay at home, or at least in the care of, the kids. Fact is, Kate is a raving bitch and she couldn’t find a boyfriend if she had double d’s and lived on a nudist beach.
I am willing to bet anything that they will stay together for the kids and for the show because they can’t turn away from all that bank. But I say Jon should go ahead and keep getting his little bit on the side. Here is what some witnesses from the bar Jon was at had to say, ” They came in, approached the bar, got some drinks and then stood off by their own by a railing. They were laughing and talking and they all left together.” Says the bouncer.
The bouncer says Jon and the 20 something year old, ” were standing close at one point… but there was not any PDA that I noticed.” Well of course! Jon isn’t an idiot. He isn’t gonna make out with a chick while he is still married. You gotta remember, the show is being viewed mostly by family people and don’t want to see a failed marriage raise 8 kids. It’s depressing. However, the tabloid coverage has helped the show considerably. The season premiere got over 9 million viewers. I never thought the little show that I have seen every episode of would some day actually be popular. But don’t worry. After a couple more season, or hell by the end of this one, Jon will find a cute piece of ass and Kate will die old and alone because no one can put up with that cunt.
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Links that could land an 18 year old in one hot minute
Sophia Bush is super cute- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kendra Wilkinson would make a good stripper- Geno’s World
Regina Spektor Laughing With music video- popbytes
Keanu Reeves might have some kids- yeeeah
Courtney Love is being sued- Allie Is Wired
Katie Price is a model- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa’s new music video Paparazzi- notorious news
Shauna Sand is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Bono really needs to take off those sunglasses- Holy Moly
This bitch had a baby! – I Don’t Want Your Life
Melissa Joan Hart is lookin’ good in a bikini body. Or at least as good as Melissa Joan Hart could- Amy Grindhouse
Tori Spelling killed her father- Celeb News Wire
Kate Gosselin Is The Hatchet Man
May 20th
I call her the hatchet man because she fired over 40 employees in 3 months and because she looks like a man. Some people are sick and tired of the Jon and Kate Plus 8 drama. But I am not and I love the show and I love reading about it and that is why you are hearing about it here. I promise I won’t do another story on it for a long time. Us magazine is actually going out on a limb and being even more defamatory to the mother of 8 than I am.
On the cover it says Mom To Monster. That seems a little harsh, but who am I to say something is too mean? The source of this story is a woman named Angelina Krall, who worked with Kate during the early months of the sextuplets being born. During that time Kate confessed to her that she fired over 40 nurses and nurses aids in the 3 months before hiring Krall.
Seems a little harsh but hey, if they can’t pull their weight and think it is inappropriate to suction cup Kate’s titties and pump out milk, then maybe they are not cut out to deal with child care. I don’t know if you watch the show, but if you do you know Kate is quite a germaphobe and she actually fired one woman for washing her hands in the kitchen sink instead of the bathroom sink.
She called it cross contamination but I just call it good hygeine. So to summaraize, Kate is a cheating,lying, psychotic and germaphobic mom of 8 who cares about nothing else in life really other than money. But I will definately be watching the Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere May 25 on TLC. ::counts TLC money::
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Links that were fired yesterday
Kelly Brook should always wear a bikini- IDLYITW
Harry Potter poon watch- I Don’t Want Your Life
Sherlock Holmes looks badass- Amy Grindhouse
Peter Andre isn’t letting his split from Katie Price keep him down- Holy Moly
Kingston is a punk rocker- Celeb News Wire
Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB
Shut the hell up, Gwyneth- IDLYITW
Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to release a country song- yeeeah
Pam Anderson is scratching her hepatitis- Drunken StepfatherÂ
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse is still getting drunk- Allie Is Wired
Michael jackson without his surgical mask. Look away! Look away!- popbytes
Kris Allen is totally gonna gay out for Adam Lambert- Geno’s World
What will it take to win DWTS ? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
CBS fall line-up – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom: Engaged? – notorious news
