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The Jon and Kate Gosselin stories never get old. It is now being reported that there is a possibility of Jon Gosselin’s dates being recorded for the show. That means a whole new group of fame whoring will be available exclusively on TLC. I don’t see how they can continue to call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8?

I could probably think of a couple different names but that would be overstepping. I am willing to bet ANYTHING that there will be at least one episode this season that shows absolutely no kids. Maybe 5 mins of kids and the rest of the show will be about Jon drinking beer and trying to get tail and Kate bitching endlessly at a home renovator. Those two things are guaranteed but now we just have to wait and see if the children’s camera time suffers because of it.

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Links that get used for their celebrity

Lindsay Lohan has lost her damn mind- IDLYITW

Kristen Stewart is a druggy loser and always will be- Allie Is Wired

Speidi act like hicks. What’s that? They’re not acting? OMG! – Drunken Stepfather

Seth Rogen says stuff- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Now that Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced, or at least getting divorced, they are free to do just about anything they want. The stories we will see in the tabloids for the upcoming weeks and month and, let’s face it, years they will show their true colors. Kate starting showing her colors when she ditched the kids with a nanny and went to L.A. to talk about either a show idea or another book idea. No one is sure exactly what she was there for.

In the meantime, Jon had a little date with a girlfriend of his at a local bar. I can almost guarantee miller light was involved. Again sanz kids. I don’t see what the hell his pickup line would be. Whatever the pick up line is, I am sure it would have to drown the fact that he is partially balding and has 8 kids. I bet it is a KILLER line. It has to be with all this tail he has been pulling in lately. If I ever go to Pennsylvania, which I won’t, then I definitely want Jon Gosselin as my wingman. With the lines he got, I could go through a box of trojans in a weekend. What’s up Jon? You wanna do this?

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Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin seem like the two most miserable people in the world right now. A week, or maybe two weeks ago, they announced on their hit TLC show Jon and Kate Plus 8that they will be separating but will still do things together with their kids. July 4th was one of those things.

I love the show and when they stop showing their bullshit “over the years” clips I will start watching again. I personally would love if Kate just ventured off and did a reality show without the kids. It is kind of hard to masturbate to a fairly attractive woman when some little kid keeps poking his head in the screenshot asking for ice cream or some shit. She could have a show about her hair and how expensive it is to maintain a freakish do like that.

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Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini- IDLYITW

Bullshit tennis is finally OVER! – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Whitney didn’t know her own strength- popbytes

The red band trailer for Jennifer’s Body is out- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Nicky Hilton ruins a perfectly good see through moment- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears is late to the party- Celeb News Wire

Kevin Jonas is DESPERATE for that pussy- IDLYITW

Mariah Carey is going to perform at the MJ memorial- notorious news

Ron Weasely gets the bloody swine flu gov’na- yeeeah

Rihanna parties with superstars that still feel sorry for her- Geno’s World

Paris Hilton is in Lebanon. WTF? – I Don’t Want Your Life

Tom Green got his ass whooped- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Chris Brown will date just about anyone who can’t whoop his ass- Holy Moly

Cameron Diaz should not try to be fashionable- Amy Grindhouse