Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.

I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.

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New Moon sucks is fantastic- IDLYITW

Stephen Colbert talks about working w/ president Obama- Geno’s World

One of Miley Cyrus’ tour buses crash. Miley doesn’t care- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Some chick I have never heard of is naked- Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret fashion show 2009- yeeeah

Oprah is done- notorious news

Armenians for equal rights- IDLYITW

Miranda Kerr is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.

This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.

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Jon Gosselin must be feeling out of the loop when TLC stated that his ass was fired and that they were going to continue the show with the title Kate Plus 8. He however has as much power over his children’s lives as Kate does so he told TLC in a written letter, ok’ed by his attorney, saying that all filming for the reality series is to stop and if anyone tries to record his family will be arrested for trespassing.

The letter reads, ” Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effecuate police action against any trespassers.” Tell em Jon! That is your how and your kids. They will not be videotaped for the world to see unless you got some coin in your pocket. I have been on Team Jon for quite some time now and I am sure he will get what he wants. But what he wants is to go to counseling with Kate and try to work things out and get his name back on the title of the show. I could see his name back on the show title and him coming back onto the show but I SERIOUSLY doubt Kate will hook back up w/ him.

I don’t see why anyone would want to be w/ Kate. She’s a fucking psychopath and will never have sex again if Jon doesn’t come back into the picture.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s on again, off again, on again relationship- Celeb News Wire

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman might have a sex tape out. I hope so- yeeeah

The City recap- IBBB

Whoopi Goldberg has it all figured out- IDLYITW

The Jon and Kate Gosselin stories never get old. It is now being reported that there is a possibility of Jon Gosselin’s dates being recorded for the show. That means a whole new group of fame whoring will be available exclusively on TLC. I don’t see how they can continue to call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8?

I could probably think of a couple different names but that would be overstepping. I am willing to bet ANYTHING that there will be at least one episode this season that shows absolutely no kids. Maybe 5 mins of kids and the rest of the show will be about Jon drinking beer and trying to get tail and Kate bitching endlessly at a home renovator. Those two things are guaranteed but now we just have to wait and see if the children’s camera time suffers because of it.

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Lindsay Lohan has lost her damn mind- IDLYITW

Kristen Stewart is a druggy loser and always will be- Allie Is Wired

Speidi act like hicks. What’s that? They’re not acting? OMG! – Drunken Stepfather

Seth Rogen says stuff- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Now that Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced, or at least getting divorced, they are free to do just about anything they want. The stories we will see in the tabloids for the upcoming weeks and month and, let’s face it, years they will show their true colors. Kate starting showing her colors when she ditched the kids with a nanny and went to L.A. to talk about either a show idea or another book idea. No one is sure exactly what she was there for.

In the meantime, Jon had a little date with a girlfriend of his at a local bar. I can almost guarantee miller light was involved. Again sanz kids. I don’t see what the hell his pickup line would be. Whatever the pick up line is, I am sure it would have to drown the fact that he is partially balding and has 8 kids. I bet it is a KILLER line. It has to be with all this tail he has been pulling in lately. If I ever go to Pennsylvania, which I won’t, then I definitely want Jon Gosselin as my wingman. With the lines he got, I could go through a box of trojans in a weekend. What’s up Jon? You wanna do this?

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Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin seem like the two most miserable people in the world right now. A week, or maybe two weeks ago, they announced on their hit TLC show Jon and Kate Plus 8that they will be separating but will still do things together with their kids. July 4th was one of those things.

I love the show and when they stop showing their bullshit “over the years” clips I will start watching again. I personally would love if Kate just ventured off and did a reality show without the kids. It is kind of hard to masturbate to a fairly attractive woman when some little kid keeps poking his head in the screenshot asking for ice cream or some shit. She could have a show about her hair and how expensive it is to maintain a freakish do like that.

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Nicky Hilton ruins a perfectly good see through moment- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears is late to the party- Celeb News Wire

Kevin Jonas is DESPERATE for that pussy- IDLYITW

Mariah Carey is going to perform at the MJ memorial- notorious news

Ron Weasely gets the bloody swine flu gov’na- yeeeah

Rihanna parties with superstars that still feel sorry for her- Geno’s World

Paris Hilton is in Lebanon. WTF? – I Don’t Want Your Life

Tom Green got his ass whooped- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Chris Brown will date just about anyone who can’t whoop his ass- Holy Moly

Cameron Diaz should not try to be fashionable- Amy Grindhouse

News about infidelity on the show Jon and Kate Plus 8or behind the scenes rather are only a month or so old. However, during this time the tabloids have had a mega telescope focusing on the Gosselin family. Including Jon hanging with a 23 year old school teacher named Dianna Hummel and Kate blood brother speaking to another tabloid saying Jon came to his door one day and said he thinks that Kate is cheating on him with a security guard.

Because of all the media hype and the unraveling of the marriage when the cameras weren’t rolling has led to Jon and Kate Gosselin getting a divorce. It is a shame because or two years now I have been watching the show religiously and have seen every single episode more than one time.

On last night’s episode after a lot of build up,and not wanting to shoot their wad too early and lose the ratings, they finally admitted that they will indeed be separating. It was Jon himself who broke the news first for those of you who did not tune in. Of course on Twitter and a few other entertainment blogs, since the paparazzi follow Jon and Kate everywhere, they saw Jon and Kate go to the courthouse, or at least Kate and knew that they indeed filed for divorce yesterday afternoon.

At the end of the day, the couple or former couple said that their first and highest priority is the health and happiness of their children, which I understand. There is even talks of the show going on hiatus until a later date, which I hope doesn’t happen because I am a big fan. In the meantime we will see what happens and we will see what will be said between Jon and Kate when they don’t have to answer to each other at the end of the day.

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Kate Gosselin went on a trip recently. No silly, not an acid trip, a trip to a beach in North Carolina. Though the way she acts and dresses, you would think she’s on acid.  During this trip she brought along her 8 kids and not her husband Jon. During the trip guinea pig hair was only thinking about herself and could give a shit less what her 8 kids were up to.

Ann Michele Sweeny, a fellow vacationer told Us magazine, ” she completely ignored her children the entire time. When Kate sat on the edge of the pool, she told one of [the twins], ‘If you splash me, you’re dead meat.’ She was not joking at all.” What a bitch! I am sure she was just upset her little brats weren’t combing her hair or building a massive sand castle that would grab the attention of the paparazzi. But that is what famous people have to do. They have to be flashy and interesting all the time. Those kids better fall in line. And quick. Otherwise they will find themselves in an orphanage or a boarding school. I swear, sometimes kids think that ignoring the paparazzi is a good thing. Dumbass kids.

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Links that have their kids in line

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LeAnn Rimes is a stalker- Geno’s World

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Lindsay Lohan still isn’t over Samantha Ronson- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kelly Osbourne’s hair sucks- Holy Moly

Suri Cruise is messy- Amy Grindhouse

Jon Gosselin has a hectic life. Which goes without saying when you have 8 kids. It seems that these days Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8, have been spending more and more time apart. While Kate took the 8 kids on a boat ride, Jon stayed out late with some female friends at a bar. Apparently he is quite the stud because one of those girls were reported to look like she was in her early 20’s. Hot.

Now that the marriage is in the shitter people are pretty much expecting Jon to keep going on these little dates until the two finally get divorced. Notice that you see Jon stepping out with girls every week while Kate has to stay at home, or at least in the care of, the kids. Fact is, Kate is a raving bitch and she couldn’t find a boyfriend if she had double d’s and lived on a nudist beach.

I am willing to bet anything that they will stay together for the kids and for the show because they can’t turn away from all that bank. But I say Jon should go ahead and keep getting his little bit on the side. Here is what some witnesses from the bar Jon was at had to say, ” They came in, approached the bar, got some drinks and then stood off by their own by a railing. They were laughing and talking and they all left together.” Says the bouncer.

The bouncer says Jon and the 20 something year old, ” were standing close at one point… but there was not any PDA that I noticed.” Well of course! Jon isn’t an idiot. He isn’t gonna make out with a chick while he is still married. You gotta remember, the show is being viewed mostly by family people and don’t want to see a failed marriage raise 8 kids. It’s depressing. However, the tabloid coverage has helped the show considerably. The season premiere got over 9 million viewers. I never thought the little show that I have seen every episode of would some day actually be popular. But don’t worry. After a couple more season, or hell by the end of this one, Jon will find a cute piece of ass and Kate will die old and alone because no one can put up with that cunt.

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Sophia Bush is super cute- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kendra Wilkinson would make a good stripper- Geno’s World

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Keanu Reeves might have some kids- yeeeah

Courtney Love is being sued- Allie Is Wired

Katie Price is a model- IDLYITW

Lady GaGa’s new music video Paparazzi- notorious news

Shauna Sand is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Bono really needs to take off those sunglasses- Holy Moly

This bitch had a baby! – I Don’t Want Your Life

Melissa Joan Hart is lookin’ good in a bikini body. Or at least as good as Melissa Joan Hart could- Amy Grindhouse

Tori Spelling killed her father- Celeb News Wire

I call her the hatchet man because she fired over 40 employees in 3 months and because she looks like  a man. Some people are sick and tired of the Jon and Kate Plus 8  drama. But I am not and I love the show and I love reading about it and that is why you are hearing about it here. I promise I won’t do another story on it for a long time. Us magazine is actually going out on a limb and being even more defamatory to the mother of 8 than I am.

On the cover it says Mom To Monster. That seems a little harsh, but who am I to say something is too mean?  The source of this story is a woman named Angelina Krall, who worked with Kate during the early months of the sextuplets being born. During that time Kate confessed to her that she fired over 40 nurses and nurses aids in the 3 months before hiring Krall.

Seems a little harsh but hey, if they can’t pull their weight and think it is inappropriate to suction cup Kate’s titties and pump out milk, then maybe they are not cut out to deal with child care. I don’t know if you watch the show, but if you do you know Kate is quite a germaphobe and she actually fired one woman for washing her hands in the kitchen sink instead of the bathroom sink.

She called it cross contamination but I just call it good hygeine. So to summaraize, Kate is a cheating,lying, psychotic and germaphobic mom of 8 who cares about nothing else in life really other than money. But I will definately be watching the Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere May 25 on TLC. ::counts TLC money::

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Kelly Brook should always wear a bikini- IDLYITW

Harry Potter poon watch- I Don’t Want Your Life

Sherlock Holmes looks badass- Amy Grindhouse

Peter Andre isn’t letting his split from Katie Price keep him down- Holy Moly

Kingston is a punk rocker- Celeb News Wire

Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB

Shut the hell up, Gwyneth- IDLYITW

Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to release a country song- yeeeah

Pam Anderson is scratching her hepatitis- Drunken Stepfather 

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Amy Winehouse is still getting drunk- Allie Is Wired

Michael jackson without his surgical mask. Look away! Look away!- popbytes

Kris Allen is totally gonna gay out for Adam Lambert- Geno’s World

What will it take to win DWTS ? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

CBS fall line-up – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom: Engaged? – notorious news