Posts tagged John Mayer
John Mayer Is Done With Twitter
Apr 27th
There are a lot of celebrities using Twitter these days and a lot of normal people too. It is a hell of a social networking site. Sometimes celebs get overzealous and say shit that sounds bad and they forget that there are hundreds of thousands, and in some cases, millions of people watching what you Tweet.
Usually celebs make an ass of themselves exclusively on the site but Mayer somehow managed to call his penis a white supremecist while being interviewed with Playboy which is probably the stupidest thing he could have thought of. The remarks are old news but I use it as an example because he was able to go to his Twitter account and re validate himself.
So the social networking tool isn’t all bad. Nevertheless, he thinks Twitter is done. I don’t see where he gets off saying that but that is what he thinks. Personally, for me, I think John Mayer is done. He has made some great music but when was the last time you saw him on the Billboard chart? It has been a while. Right?
Jessica Simpson Is “Crazy” In Bed
Feb 10th
John Mayer was interviewed for this month’s issue of Playboy and he dished on his sex life with Jessica Simpson. I would imagine that all he had to say was how great the sex was and guess what? I was right! He says, “If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’”
THAT sounds like good sex. He did hold back and not talk about his sex life with Jennifer Aniston because let’s be real, no one gives a shit about some 41-year-old chick getting laid. He also says he doesn’t like it when the media paints him as a douche bag who dates all these mega hotties so he is going to not date in 2010 and see if he still makes Us Weekly headlines. Fuck them you will make ‘em here. In case you didn’t know, I am a big John Mayer fan. Then again I would be a big fan of just about any guy who taps Jessica Simpson’s ass like it was a beer keg.
John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Off Again
Mar 12th
A lot of people are sick about hearing the details of Jennifer Aniston’s love life on a daily basis. But I am not. The only thing I am sick of hearing about is her current relationship with Brad Pitt and basically anything having to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Because they are snobs. Rumors are not circulating that Jen Aniston’s on again/off again relationship with John Mayer is in fact off again.Â
“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour.” A pal said to Eonline. There was no actual reason for the break up which is typical when you are dealing with rumors and secret sources. I think all major tabloids should print first and last names of all people they get rumors from. While Aniston will keep herself busy during the break up promoting her straight to dvd films, Mayer will be in the music studio recording his next cd. I am on John’s side during all of this because he is a killer musician and some killer tattoos. Maybe that is the answer for Aniston. Get a tattoo. John’s name across your chest so you will think twice before ending the relationship. Yes, that and a ban on all major clothing. Not only will wearing no clothing feel liberating, but it will encourage many eligible to come your way. I am available. Face it, you like the idea. You want it.
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Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant?
Oct 21st
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant…at least according to Australia’s News Weekly. I know. I waiting for my copy to come in the mail, too.
The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!
Apparently, you can buy that issue of their magazine to find out all the juicy details of this made up TOTALLY true story. If they were real journalists, like me, they would use the old put the question mark at the end of a headline you can’t substantiate trick instead of making statements that might get them sued. That’s what all my reporter buddies say when we’re chatting it up in the news room – sleeves rolled up, smoking crumpled cigarettes, drinking that boiled shit that passes for coffee and pecking away at our Royal Electric typewriters. I get the straight dope from the streets, sister.
