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A lot of people are sick about hearing the details of Jennifer Aniston’s love life on a daily basis. But I am not. The only thing I am sick of hearing about is her current relationship with Brad Pitt and basically anything having to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Because they are snobs. Rumors are not circulating that Jen Aniston’s on again/off again relationship with John Mayer is in fact off again. 

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour.” A pal said to Eonline. There was no actual reason for the break up which is typical when you are dealing with rumors and secret sources. I think all major tabloids should print first and last names of all people they get rumors from. While Aniston will keep herself busy during the break up promoting her straight to dvd films, Mayer will be in the music studio recording his next cd. I am on John’s side during all of this because he is a killer musician and some killer tattoos. Maybe that is the answer for Aniston. Get a tattoo. John’s name across your chest so you will think twice before ending the relationship. Yes, that and a ban on all major clothing. Not only will wearing no clothing feel liberating, but it will encourage many eligible to come your way. I am available. Face it, you like the idea. You want it.

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Jennifer Aniston is pregnant…at least according to Australia’s News Weekly. I know. I waiting for my copy to come in the mail, too.

The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!

Apparently, you can buy that issue of their magazine to find out all the juicy details of this made up TOTALLY true story. If they were real journalists, like me, they would use the old put the question mark at the end of a headline you can’t substantiate trick instead of making statements that might get them sued. That’s what all my reporter buddies say when we’re chatting it up in the news room – sleeves rolled up, smoking crumpled cigarettes, drinking that boiled shit that passes for coffee and pecking away at our Royal Electric typewriters. I get the straight dope from the streets, sister.

We get all the hot leads here at Fatback Media. Our spies are everywhere. Mostly it’s just me surfin’ for porn and occasionally I land on WeSmirch.com. But anyway.

Looks like Friday Night Lights Hottie Minka Kelly is cozying up to Topher Grace (who really needs a job y’all!). OK had this:

According to witnesses at Stonefire Pizza Co. in L.A., Minka and Topher, two of Hollywood’s oddest-named celebs, were being extremely affectionate with each other, and looked like they wanted to make out Thursday night as they shared a pie. (OK)

Minka Kelly just got out of a short relationship with John Mayer (who is now dating Jennifer Aniston). I like John Mayer. He’s seems charming and funny, he can sing and really play guitar and he also has sex with any woman he pleases. OH MY GOD HE’S THE ANTICHRIST.

If you’d like to see even more Minka Kelly, check out the NSFW section

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