Posts tagged Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel Is Back On The Market, Again
Apr 11th
Justin Timberlake is a douchebag extraordinaire so it is no surprise that he would let a 24 karat piece of ass like Jessica Biel slip through his fingers. Maybe he will go crawling back to that ancient troll Cameron Diaz and get him some granny pussy. In the meantime, I will do everything in my power to stalk Jessica Biel on a daily basis.
I saw her incredible ass in Powder Blue and ever since then I have been dying to catch a glimpse of her vajayjay. Maybe I will get lucky when I am sitting in a tree outside her house with a zoom lens digital camcorder. This of course will take time away from the other celebrities I stalk and Biel lives so far away from them. Damn it Jessica! Are you actually going to make me work?!
Jessica Biel is Back on the Market
Jan 13th
Justin Timberlake is a very smart man. He decided to split with his girlfriend when it was totally impossible for her to punch him in the nose. He broke up with her while she is climbing Mount Kilamonjaro. Not sure if I spelled that right but I really don’t give a shit. Biel is a hoss woman and I wouldn’t put it past her to beat the shit out of the frail Timberlake if they split, say, in a restaurant.
The good news is that the failing actress is now open to any douche in the club to hit on her. I bet you could get in her panties if you talked about lifting weights or kickboxing. Me, I am going to stay far away. The more desperate she gets, the more clothes she will take off in films. She just did a nude scene in Powder Blue but you didn’t get full frontal so I am waiting for that to happen. And when it does, you will see it in the NSFW section. I guarantee it.
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Jessica Biel Is A Stripper
Dec 10th
Gorgeous! Simply gorgeous! Jessica Biel has a new movie coming out next year where she plays a stripper. There have been moves in the past where a-list celebrities play strippers, like Natalie Portman in Closer, or they play prostitutes, like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, and they never show anything. Well me and many other people have our fingers crossed that this is not one of those movies.
Jessica Biel is not a shy girl. She has taken it off before in photo shoots. One of those pictures are pictured above. But since then she has said that taking it off for a magazine was one of her biggest mistakes she has ever made. If I were in her shoes I wouldn’t be back pedaling at all. Her career is going well and she is practically married to Justin Timberlake, so regrets are here nor there. I think in this upcoming movie she won’t have the shitty review of Courtney Love in The People Vs. Larry Flintbut I don’t think she will be as good as Demi Moore in Striptease. Take it off Jessie. Take it all off. Wanna see the rest of those nude pictures of Jessica Biel when she was 17? Know you did.
