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There are a lot of pictures of Jessica Alba frolicking on the beach with her douche bag boyfriend, or husband, who cares, Cash Warren. But these are the best ones. It is a shame she isn’t giving us a skintight undercarriage shot like she has in the past, but I will definitely settle for these.

Some people on Monday “get a case of the Mondays” but these definitely perked me right up stronger than a double shot of espresso. I just hope this Cash guy is appreciative of the piece of ass he has managed to pull in. If I were dating Jessica Alba, I would kneel down in front of a crucifix every night and cry and pray and thank God at least two dozen times a night. And then when Jessica would enter the room and ask me what I was doing I would turn to her, still on my knees, and wave my arms up and down and say “I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”

Photo cred: Splash News

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God. Damn. Jessica Alba somehow managed to get hotter two months after having her baby girl Honor Marie. There’s just something better about her. I can’t put my finger on it. Also, her baby just got paid.

TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine.

We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. (TMZ)

I guess you could look at it as a nice college fund, although that baby girl will never see a day of strife in her privileged, genetically superior life. My mom started a college fund for me when I was baby. Well actually she just stuck a pack of Kool’s in my Huggies Pull-ups and forgot about them. Eventually, I learned how to go potty by myself and she found them again. “Good times”, she said, “set for the day.”

Ahh… Remember this? Jessica Alba the hot 20 something with perfect skin and an even better body? Here’s to hoping that she’ll get her P90X on and get back into fighting shape for the rest of the summer.

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