Posts tagged Jesse James
Sandra Bullock Is About To Be Back On The Market
Mar 23rd
According to multiple sources, Sandra Bullock is hiring a divorce lawyer as is Jesse James. I would usually root for Jesse in this situation because he would be taking on the role as gold digger in this case but since he has no problem boning a white supremacist, I hope his dick falls off.
Good news is, Sandra Bullock is about to be back on the market. I doubt I will hit on her though cause she doesn’t really go to clubs or have any type of fun by any measure. She will probably go out on the town and have to wait behind the velvet ropes like that chick in Knocked Up did cause she is “old as fuck”.
Jesse James Cheated On Sandra Bullock
Mar 17th
Jesse James is a hardass from a show on Discovery channel called Monster Garage.He is big into cars,motorcycles and tattoos which makes you wonder why the fuck he would marry a goody goody like Sandra Bullock. Well, it makes sense really, you take her money and bang hotties behind her back.
This is a perfect formula but it has backfired in Jesse James’ face. He was caught cheating with a heavily tattooed and very atractive model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGhee. She looks like a LOT more fun to hang out with than Sandra Bullock would ever be. Since this news has leaked, Sandra cancelled a London premiere of her movie and Jesse’s camp refuses to return phone calls.
