Posts tagged Jesse James
Sandra Bullock Is Supermom
Apr 9th
Sandra Bullock, for some odd reason, is in custody of Jesse James’ kids. If this guy were still in rehab then I would understand but I am not sure why Sandra feels the need to take care of the little ones when it is Jesse James that spawned them. In the meantime another mistress has came out and said that Jesse James said he loved her.
Also, Jesse James’ little reality show, whatever the fuck it is called, got cancelled since Jesse is such an immoral person. Basically, Jesse hit rock bottom and he isn’t gonna crawl out of the gutter anytime soon. Of course, if he really wants to rehabilitate his image, he can gain about 50 lbs. and then go on Celebrity Fit Club.That is how most douchebags turn shit around.
Jesse James Won’t Get Anything
Apr 5th
According to sources who have seen Sandra Bullocks prenuptual agreement, Sandra doesn’t have to pay Jesse a dime during the divorce because there was a clause in it saying that he gets nothing if they divorce due to infidelity. This is shit coming from RadarOnline so the source is about as credible as Michael Lohan, but it’s out there.
Also, James left the rehab center he was staying at to be treated for sexual adddiction in Tucson, Arizona because it is now clear that Sandra will not take him back. The best payback sandra could get is to leave his ass in the gutter and then get a giant backpiece tattoo making him jealous as fuck. Yes, that is a good strategy.
Jesse James Is In Sex Rehab
Mar 31st
It is being reported that Jesse James has checked into a sex rehab facility in Tucson, Arizona. How the psychiatrists and doctors plan on treating him for being a white supremacist, I don’t know. Of course this is all a big play for the media so when Sandra stands by her man, she will make it look like a responsible decision.
I personally am done with this story cause now there is a pic of Jesse James out there giving the nazi salute and I don’t like reporting on people who have prejudices. Now if Sandra Bullock decides to get covered in tats like that slut Michelle Bombshell, then I will write a little something something about it.
Jesse James Mistress May Be Preggers
Mar 29th
It seems that Melissa Smith, better known as mistress #2 in the Jesse James affair situation, is worried that she is pregnant and bought apregnancy test the other day. You can see in that little bag of hers that there is an EBT pregnancy test. No word on whether she is preggers or not yet.
Too bad ink doesn’t cause infertility cause she wouldn’t be able to have a kid for the rest of her life if it did. I understand him wanting to get a little tail on the side but I don’t see why he would bang this train wreck when he had Sandra Bullock waiting at home. Either way, their marriage is fucking over and he can bang all the skanks that he wants from here on out.
