Last night was the AMA’s and I was the only person on planet earth that watched Dexter and Californication  instead of that superficial bullshit. Though now looking back in hindsight I wish I had tuned in cause then I would see Jennifer Lopez bust her ass on line tv. She was standing on some dude’s back for some reason and when she went to dismount she fell on her ass.

I doubt she is seriously hurt because let’s face it, she has a lot of padding down there. Afterwards I called the AMAs and offered my services to J.Lo to massage her ass until it felt better but I got something called an ex par tay. Whatever the fuck that is. Though this isn’t as funny as Jennifer Lopez falling flat on her face but it is still pretty funny. Not funny faux pas funny haha.

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Links that have a healthy badonkadonk

Sofia Vergara should be everywhere all the time- IDLYITW

A lot of people won at the AMAs last night- Allie Is Wired

Shakira in a tight dress- Drunken Stepfather

John Mayer has his priorities straight- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

New Moon is popular- notorious news

Lady GaGa looked semi normal at the AMAs- IDLYITW

A Bai Ling nipple slip- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Last week the internet was all abuzz with nude photos of Cassie Ventura. About one day after the second Cassie nude photo leaked, showing her pierced vag, or hell it might have been the same day, nude photos of Rihanna leaked onto the internets. I preferred the Cassie ones better because I just don’t think Rihanna is a 100% hotty.

Now that the photos have leaked, Rihanna’s lawyers have done a half assed job at trying to get cease and desist orders to all the big name entertainment blogs. People are speculating that the photos are not just a coincidence. That they were leaked by the same people. And according to one site, more pics are soon to come. Including Jennifer Lopez, Christina Millian and one set I would die happily if I never saw, Jamie Foxx.

If a J-Lo nude pic leaks onto the net, especialy one showing off that big gorgeous rump of hers, I will die from an orgasm overdose.

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Jennifer Lopez is a very famous person. She is a successful musician and even an actress. Hell, we even have a nick name for her, J-Lo . So what the fuck is the deal with her suing baby stroller companies? Apparently a company called Silver Cross Ltd. used J-Lo and Skeletor’s likeness in their ads and tv commercials. This didn’t make J-Lo very happy. She has taken the company to court and wants $30 million for defamation of character or some shit.

They did however use that stroller at one time, and the pictures of them using the stroller is what the company used to whore their product. J-Lo hasn’t really been in the news recently so this may all be some sort of publicity stunt. J-Lo should be happy that her face is still in magazines and ads. I think like 2 years ago she made a cd but it was all in Spanish and I could not understand it. If times ever do get really rough for J-Lo, she can have a can crushing contest with Kim Kardashian with their asses. My money is on J-Lo because her ass has been consistently big since 2001 and Kim’s ass tends to get larger and smaller in the period of a few weeks or so.

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Tila Tequila is predictable- IDLYITW

Easy, breezy, beautiful Lindsay Lohan- IBBB

Jamie Foxx has a new shitty song- Allie Is Wired

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in rehab- Celeb News Wire

Marissa Miller doesn’t need make-up- yeeeah

Miley Cyrus just bought a new car- I Don’t Want Your Life

Slumdog Millionaire actor gets beaten like a red headed step child- IDLYITW

Hilary Duff is chillin’ with poor people- Drunken Stepfather

Gotta take a dump? It’ll cost you- Holy Moly

Frankmusik has a new music video- popbytes

Katy Perry is the attention whore of the week- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Rihanna has healed up nicely- Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Wino comes crawling back to hubby- notorious news

Jennifer Lopez has a pretty crappy singing career and if I am not mistaken her last cd was an all spanish cd that was released like 2 years ago. But remember, when she broke into Hollywood it wasn’t because of her pipes, it was acting that put her on the map. She is now thinking about resurrecting her acting career by starring in In The Heights which is a Broadway play or some shit. Her rep says, “She loves the play but is not Broadway bound.” I think that is a load of crap.

The chances that they will make this little play into a full blown movie just for the sake of J-Lo is not very likely, therefore she would be forcedto go to Broadway if she wants a chance of being taken seriously as an actress. I think she should do the obvious first and foremost, ditch Skeletor. Everyone knows that her relationship with Skeletor is on the rocks so she might as well dump his skinny ass and come back on the market. More people would show up to the play if people thought they would have a shot of hooking up with J-Lo afterwards. Watch out Skeletor, I am gunning for you. Oh and I hope J-Lo has fun and all that.

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Kim Kardashian is still working on her fitness video- Drunken Stepfather

Paris Hilton wants a new BFF- Allie Is Wired

Mischa Barton has a loser boyfriend- Holy Moly

A Mischa Barton nipple slip- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The naked cowboy is still alive- yeeeah

Hilary Duff makes out with a dolphin- I Don’t Want Youre Life

Brangelina show off their puppies- d-listed

Pamela Anderson is modeling- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Mickey Rourke is a dirty old man- Geno’s World

AJ McLean is an addict- notorious news