Posts tagged Jennifer Aniston
Awkward
Feb 23rd
Can you hear that? I think I just heard a pin drop. The tension in the air at Oscar night could have been cut with a knife. A very dull knife. At the 81st Academy Awards Jennifer Aniston presented the award for best animated feature to Jack Black that ironically also co-starred Angelina Jolie. The rough part of the night was the fact that Angie and Brad were sitting right there. Right there in the front where Jen Aniston could see them. During the presentation Jennifer flashed a smile at Brad but not at Angelina. Ooohh! Dis!
When asked by Us magazine if Jennifer was nervous she simply replied, “Yes!” I can understand that. I mean when you get dumped on your ass those wounds don’t heal for years. I have had a love/hate relationship with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston for years but mostly it is a hate relationship. I just don’t see how they keep making news. Brad Pitt is one of the most boring guys in Hollywood and Jennifer Aniston only makes a new movie like once a year. So I do not see why they are in the news. But then again, here I am writing about them so they must be doing something right. Here are some more photos from Aniston at the Oscars.
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Links that have never been dumped
Kristin Bell is super cute- IDLYITW
Ashley Olsen is getting old- IBBB
Paris Hilton is still in love with Benji Madden- Holy Moly
Amanda Bynes isn’t wearing pants! Hooray! – Drunken Stepfather
The Oscars mega picture post- yeeeah
Hey look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s ass! – Celeb News Wire
Rosario Dawson: saved by gas- IDLYITW
Shhh… – Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Funny People looks like a kickass movie- Geno’s World
Slumdog Millionaire sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Nicole Richie is pregnant- notorious news
Jen Aniston Is Better Than Brangelina
Jan 26th
There are many people out there who think Brangelina are saints and they simply adore them. I am very much so not one of those people. They are probably the two snobbiest people I have come across in Hollywood or elsewhere. Anyway, Jennifer Aniston will be presenting an award at The Oscars which means that Brad and Angelina will be attending. Jen has a “real” movie in theatres called He’s Just Not That Into You which looks like a riot. And it has a star studded cast.
In the meantime Angelina sucked like a leach off the popularity of Clint Eastwood in Changeling and Brad Pitt starred in a movie REMARKABLY similar to Forest Gump called The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. Trust me, it’s gay. However, on Oscar night, the winners may not be the big story. According to John Mayer’s friends, John will pop the question at Jen’s 40th B-Day party. Jen is really 40? And she will wear the ring for the first time at The Oscars. John Mayer himself says, ” There will be a big story coming out of The Oscars- and it won’t be about the winners. Interesting…
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A Match Made In Hell
Dec 8th
Jennifer Aniston is an old hag and Owen Wilson is a wanna be young guy who is a suicidal pussy. Therefore, these two are perfect for each other. But if that means not only onepost per day on Jennifer Aniston and her career spiraling down the drain and instead have twoposts per day to talk about Aniston and Wilson’s career’s going down the drain, then I will be very upset.
Jennifer Aniston recently had an interview with USA Today to talk about a new movie,no, a new appearance on a television show, no, how she is an attention whore and no matter how many times she tells the press that she doesn’t want all the paparazzi attention she is lying, oh yes, that must be it. Jennifer had this to say, ” I feel like telling people, ‘ You know what, it’s none of your [ insert expletive here] business!’” Poor Jennifer. Well not really. I heard that Playboy can launch a struggling career. Just my advice.
Links that have a career of their own
Britney Spears pisses off PETA- Allie Is Wired
Pamela Anderson loses her pants. I am happy- yeeeah
Blake Fielder is a drug addicted jailbird. But a smart one. - d-listed
Heid Montag is at the beach. Again- IBBB
Jessica Alba is photoshopped but still hot- notorious news
Jessica Biel in GQ. Saucy. – The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
It turns out Madonna is gonna pay out for a divorce- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Hilary Duff has great boobs- Geno’s World
Emma Watson might get naked in upcoming films- I Don’t Want Your Life
Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant?
Oct 21st
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant…at least according to Australia’s News Weekly. I know. I waiting for my copy to come in the mail, too.
The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!
Apparently, you can buy that issue of their magazine to find out all the juicy details of this made up TOTALLY true story. If they were real journalists, like me, they would use the old put the question mark at the end of a headline you can’t substantiate trick instead of making statements that might get them sued. That’s what all my reporter buddies say when we’re chatting it up in the news room – sleeves rolled up, smoking crumpled cigarettes, drinking that boiled shit that passes for coffee and pecking away at our Royal Electric typewriters. I get the straight dope from the streets, sister.
