Jennifer Aniston must feel like she is about 2 inches tall right now. She had a fling with Renee Zellweger’s man Bradley Cooper and now Bradley has gone back to Renee. Was she expecting Brad 2.0? I don’t see why Bradley would want to go back with Renee after banging Jen Aniston though. If he wanted to imagine banging Renee Zellweger then he could of just had Jennifer suck on a lemon for a minute or two.

Point is Jennifer Aniston will die old and alone and though might still have sex again she will never get a solid boyfriend. What is really funny about this story is what one of Jennifer’s friends told Us magazine. She says, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” LOL! Even Aniston’s friends know what a loser she is. Hang in there Jen you will get… oh fuck it I can not lie. Your life sucks Aniston. Deal with it.

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What’s up Rachel? – IDLYITW

Brooke Hogan is a tranny to end all trannys- Allie Is Wired

Amber Rose is topless- Drunken Stepfather

Alicia Silverstone likes being naked- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lindsay Lohan gives new meaning to the term dirty blonde- IDLYITW

Jennifer Aniston is pretty pathetic. And her view of men is pretty pathetic. did I say pathetic yet? Oh yea, pathetic. But now that she has split with boyfriend John Mayer, she has decided to swear off men and marriage for the foreseeable future. A source tells OK magazine, ” Ever since Jen and Brad split, she has tried desperately to find another man wh would win her heart and be the husband she’s always dreamed of. But she now realizes that Brad’s shoes are impossible to fill.”

Well Brad does have big feet. And you know what they say about a guy who has big feet. That’s right, he has a tiny penis. even though Jennifer seems to be done with men, she can always explore the lesbian side of her. Let’s face it, the chick always wears pants and hates dresses, so she kind of fits in already. But more than likely she will just get artificially inseminated. The same source says, ” More than anything, Jen wants to be a mom. She has dreamed of having a child ever since she was a little girl, and the fact that she may not have a partner isn’t going to stop her from realizing that dream.” Seems like her plate is pretty full. No boyfriend, lesbianism to explore and getting knocked up. Bitch could win the nobel peace prize and I would still make fun of her on this site. So, it doesn’t really matter does it?

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Lindsay Lohan bitches about her life- IDLYITW

Carmen Electra and others get naked for boners- Celeb News Wire

Geri Halliwell has saggy boobies- yeeeah 

Lindsay Lohan buys a new phone- I Don’t Want Your Life

Kim Kardashian is a snobby bitch- Drunken Stepfather

Danielle Lloyd almost has nude photos leaked ontot he internet- Holy Moly

Robert Pattinson has terrible hygeine- IDLYITW

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey are all ugly- IBBB

Denise Richards got booted from DWTS – Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Maybe Josh Groban isn’t dating Katy Perry- Geno’s World

Maxim is using old photos of Britney Spears- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Get your celebrity underwear now- popbytes

American Idol is going to suck next week- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

David Letterman tries to justify his marriage with a top 10 list- notorious news

A lot of people are sick about hearing the details of Jennifer Aniston’s love life on a daily basis. But I am not. The only thing I am sick of hearing about is her current relationship with Brad Pitt and basically anything having to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Because they are snobs. Rumors are not circulating that Jen Aniston’s on again/off again relationship with John Mayer is in fact off again. 

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour.” A pal said to Eonline. There was no actual reason for the break up which is typical when you are dealing with rumors and secret sources. I think all major tabloids should print first and last names of all people they get rumors from. While Aniston will keep herself busy during the break up promoting her straight to dvd films, Mayer will be in the music studio recording his next cd. I am on John’s side during all of this because he is a killer musician and some killer tattoos. Maybe that is the answer for Aniston. Get a tattoo. John’s name across your chest so you will think twice before ending the relationship. Yes, that and a ban on all major clothing. Not only will wearing no clothing feel liberating, but it will encourage many eligible to come your way. I am available. Face it, you like the idea. You want it.

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Can you hear that? I think I just heard a pin drop. The tension in the air at Oscar night could have been cut with a knife. A very dull knife. At the 81st Academy Awards Jennifer Aniston presented the award for best animated feature to Jack Black that ironically also co-starred Angelina Jolie. The rough part of the night was the fact that Angie and Brad were sitting right there. Right there in the front where Jen Aniston could see them. During the presentation Jennifer flashed a smile at Brad but not at Angelina. Ooohh! Dis!

When asked by Us magazine if Jennifer was nervous she simply replied, “Yes!” I can understand that. I mean when you get dumped on your ass those wounds don’t heal for years. I have had a love/hate relationship with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston for years but mostly it is a hate relationship. I just don’t see how they keep making news. Brad Pitt is one of the most boring guys in Hollywood and Jennifer Aniston only makes a new movie like once a year. So I do not see why they are in the news. But then again, here I am writing about them so they must be doing something right. Here are some more photos from Aniston at the Oscars.

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Kristin Bell is super cute- IDLYITW

Ashley Olsen is getting old- IBBB

Paris Hilton is still in love with Benji Madden- Holy Moly

Amanda Bynes isn’t wearing pants! Hooray! – Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars mega picture post- yeeeah

Hey look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s ass! – Celeb News Wire

Rosario Dawson: saved by gas- IDLYITW

Shhh… – Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Funny People looks like a kickass movie- Geno’s World

Slumdog Millionaire sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Nicole Richie is pregnant- notorious news

There are many people out there who think Brangelina are saints and they simply adore them. I am very much so not one of those people. They are probably the two snobbiest people I have come across in Hollywood or elsewhere. Anyway, Jennifer Aniston will be presenting an award at The Oscars which means that Brad and Angelina will be attending. Jen has a “real” movie in theatres called He’s Just Not That Into You which looks like a riot. And it has a star studded cast.

In the meantime Angelina sucked like a leach off the popularity of Clint Eastwood in Changeling and Brad Pitt starred in a movie REMARKABLY similar to Forest Gump called The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. Trust me, it’s gay. However, on Oscar night, the winners may not be the big story. According to John Mayer’s friends, John will pop the question at Jen’s 40th B-Day party. Jen is really 40? And she will wear the ring for the first time at The Oscars. John Mayer himself says, ” There will be a big story coming out of The Oscars- and it won’t be about the winners. Interesting…

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Jennifer Aniston is an old hag and Owen Wilson is a wanna be young guy who is a suicidal pussy. Therefore, these two are perfect for each other. But if that means not only onepost per day on Jennifer Aniston and her career spiraling down the drain and instead have twoposts per day to talk about Aniston and Wilson’s career’s going down the drain, then I will be very upset.

Jennifer Aniston recently had an interview with USA Today to talk about a new movie,no, a new appearance on a television show, no, how she is an attention whore and no matter how many times she tells the press that she doesn’t want all the paparazzi attention she is lying, oh yes, that must be it. Jennifer had this to say, ” I feel like telling people, ‘ You know what, it’s none of your [ insert expletive here] business!’” Poor Jennifer. Well not really. I heard that Playboy can launch a struggling career. Just my advice.

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Britney Spears pisses off PETA- Allie Is Wired

Pamela Anderson loses her pants. I am happy- yeeeah

Blake Fielder is a drug addicted jailbird. But a smart one. - d-listed

Heid Montag is at the beach. Again- IBBB

Jessica Alba is photoshopped but still hot- notorious news

Jessica Biel in GQ. Saucy. – The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

It turns out Madonna is gonna pay out for a divorce- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Hilary Duff has great boobs- Geno’s World

Emma Watson might get naked in upcoming films- I Don’t Want Your Life

Jennifer Aniston is pregnant…at least according to Australia’s News Weekly. I know. I waiting for my copy to come in the mail, too.

The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!

Apparently, you can buy that issue of their magazine to find out all the juicy details of this made up TOTALLY true story. If they were real journalists, like me, they would use the old put the question mark at the end of a headline you can’t substantiate trick instead of making statements that might get them sued. That’s what all my reporter buddies say when we’re chatting it up in the news room – sleeves rolled up, smoking crumpled cigarettes, drinking that boiled shit that passes for coffee and pecking away at our Royal Electric typewriters. I get the straight dope from the streets, sister.