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Britney Spears is threatening to release the crazy-wack-funky video diaries she made over the past year. I like the way she’s threatening and not planning. I think a lot of people use planning when they really mean threatening. To wit:

1. I am panning to have this baby, you bastard
2. I am planning to have sex with that girl over there later
3. Were you planning to come over, I’m sleepy. No, there is no one here, why?
4. etc

If you’re wondering why I put that old picture of Britney up, it’s because I liked her better when she was just coming into her white trash. Plan to check out these links:

• ASHLEE PREGNANT!!!!! Celebrity Dirt with Jackson Blue
• Pop Quiz: George Clooney | Circus Hour
• Free Playboy Girls Photos and Galleries
• Smart People Film Review | Pajiba
• Ashlee Simpson Not Pregnant? at Yeeeah!
• Tom trying to push Posh out of Katie’s life | Cele|bitchy
• Freudian Slip - Webster’s Is My Bitch
• Sexy Cam | Gabsmash
• cityrag: Britney Spears Drinking and Driving
• Britney Spears Video Diaries To Be Released at Yeeeah!
• Jenna Fischer Gets Naked For Wired Magazine : BigPlansBigCrash