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Shawnee Smith: Southern Hottie of The Day

Written by fatback on August 11, 2008 – 1:04 pm -

[Editor's note: in case you were wondrin', I'm getting killed at my day job of saving America from communist aggression in the new Cold War, so the updates have been sparse. Special thanks to Allie, the sexiest blogger on earth for being the only one one millionth hot chick who noticed.]

Shawnee Smith is southern hotness. She was born in Orangeburg SC (my home state) so that makes her our Southern Hottie of the day. Sure she was an Air Force brat who moved to California in elementary school - so what you take for a gravelly hint of a southern twang is really just an Suburban LA drawl- but we’re not holding that against her. Oh well. We can dream right. I bet if we gave her some sweet tea and some fried chicken she’d fall right back into that low-country geechee. “Ah’ite, Bo?”

More Shawnee Smith, with even less clothes on.

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Kristin Chenoweth Seems Nice

Written by fatback on July 16, 2008 – 9:23 am -

This is Kristin Chenoweth at the zoo. Or at a movie opening at the zoo. Or at a movie opening about monkeys. I’m not sure because research is my kryptonite. I do know that her tits are awesome and they’re all kinds of hanging out, which makes her the best actress ever. I’m thinking she gets an Oscar for her performance in the monkey movie. Ok. Yeah. So I just found out she’s doing a voice and the film Space Chimps is animated. And well monkeys may be close to humans but monkey tits aren’t really that great. Trust me. And to the nosy zookeeper at the Columbia Zoo, you should just mind your own beeswax next time.

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Sinead Noonan is Irish

Written by fatback on July 9, 2008 – 9:37 pm -

Sinead Noonan is Miss Ireland 2008, so here she is eating a tea cake and holding a parasol like she’s on a magnolia plantation in Georgia. Huh? I have my doubts as to how “Irish” she really is. First, her face isn’t all red and she’s not holding a Guinness in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Second, she’s not in a fight or wearing a police/fireman’s badge (or alternatively cuffed in the back of a “paddy” wagon). Third she doesn’t have red hair and a bowl of lucky charms. So that pretty much clenches it. She’s a big phony. A big, incredibly beautiful phony with amazing legs with whom I’d like to discuss puppies and world peace. Toi, toi, toi, toi, toi.