Holly Madison is no longer dating Hugh Hefner and it has been that way for a while now. But she is not done with her 15 minutes of fame. Because of her attention whoring ways she is on a show called Dancing With The Stars which I don’t watch and at this moment can not name one other contestant on there other than Holly Madison. Apparently she may or may not compete on Mondays show because of pain in her rib cage.

Doctors are saying that she doesn’t have a broken rib, but she needs to get rest anyway. I probably won’t tune in to DWTS because there is nothing really sexy about it. Once the have Naked DWTS then I will tune in. And more than likely that is a great idea for the Playboy channel. I should get paid by them. What do you say Hugh? Got a little extra scratch? I know a real hot chick that would love to star on it. Her name is Holly…oh…wait a minute.

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Dancing With The Stars is a lame show. At least in my opinion. But it is about to become a lot less lame. Holly Madison is going to be starring on the show this season. It is rumored that she will be replacing Jewel, which is a relief because I don’t want one hot chick replacing another hot chick because then my penis becomes confused. Jewel is not a hot chick, or even a decent looking chick, or even a chick for that matter.

Here she is wearing her douche bag boyfriend, Chris Angel’s shirt. They actually aren’t together anymore but I am sure she still wears his clothes because he dresses like a pretty little girl. I would ask him what it is like to do anal with Holly Madison but he would probably put both his forefingers on his temples and squint his eyes. Hey Chris, stop that! Oh my God! My brain! My braaaaaaaaaaaain!

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