Posts tagged Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff Is Off The Market
Feb 22nd
The other day Hilary Duff got engaged to her long time boyfriend Mike Comrie. I gotta say I was upset when I heard this cause when she slept with me behind his back a few weeks ago she said that she would leave him for me and we can live out the rest of our days in Cabo San Lucas.
I guess I am happy for her but this dude is totally undeserving. I mean one guy, ONE GUY, gets to tap that ass as often as he wants for the rest of his life. If I had a choice between doing anal with Hilary Duff for the next 50 years or winning a $1 billion jackpot, I would choose Duff any day of the week.
Hilary Duff Asserts Her Sexiness
Feb 4th
Hilary Duff is set to star in The Story Of Bonnie And Clydewhere she plays Bonnie. In 1967 Faye Dunaway played the same role and is apparently unhappy about the casting. Faye said, “Couldn’t they have at least cast a real actress?” What a bitch. I know that Hilary is known for being a Disney tween and that her “real” career is in music, but she is a KILLER actress. When Duff heard what Dunaway said she said, ” I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know…” So basically Hilary took all her sexiness and summarized it into one sentence to take a swipe at Dunaway.
She wasn’t done though. She went on to say, ” I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.” Damn! Take that Faye Cuntaway! I have never seen Faye Dunaway in a movie so I don’t know if she is a talented actress or looks good or any of that shit. All I can go off of is the pic I saw on Usmagazine.com. And I gotta say. She is fugly. I am sure she looked better in her hey day but even on her best day she would not be as good looking as Hilary Duff on her worst day. Relax Hilary. You will not lose any fans and I will go see The Story Of Bonnie And Clyde and will more than likely jack off to it because I am a loser like that. Hot pictures of Hilary Duff in a bikini below.
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Links that are respected by all other actress’
The Oregon Trail predicts how The Hills will die- IBBB
Whoopie Goldberg thinks Christian Bale was justified- IDLYITW
Maggie Gyllenhaal is naked. Hooray!- Drunken Stepfather
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Joaquin Phoenix isn’t joking about becoming a rapper- d-listed
Jaime Pressly looks good in a bikini- yeeeah
Tom Cruise and his roboho- Holy Moly
Jude Law is ugly. Male or female. – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
David Letterman speaks his mind- Geno’s World
Kim Kardashian is pissed at bloggers- Allie Is Wired
Paris Hilton thrives in a bad economy- Celeb News Wire
Josh Hartnett is lazy- I Don’t Want Your Life
Britney Spears is being sued- notorious news
Hilary Duff Is Coming To The Small Screen
Nov 14th
It is probably unanimous amongst a lot of people that Hilary Duff is one of the cutest people on this planet. That is why I am so excited about her coming back to the small screen. She is basically Miley Cyrus 1.0. She was a goody goody teen actress that now does very sexual and sensual music videos for her somewhat successful musical career. No word yet on what the name of the show will be, but I hope it features her in a bikini.
In my own personal opinion. It should be in the 30 Rock time slot. Because 30 Rock sucks. Though, I doubt this new show will be a comedy. Comedy isn’t really Hilary Duff’s strongsuit. Sexy is. When asked about the new series Hilary said, ” Television series? Oh you mean the thing where they point cameras at me and I smile and look cute and sexy. I think it starts $50,000 per episode. I mean February.”
Links that make you groan with pleasure
Jamie Lynn Sigler is still hot- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
More proof that The Hills is scripted- IBBB
What the fuck is wrong with Hayden Panettiere’s face? – I Don’t Want Your Life
Angeina Jolie is quitting acting- notorious news
Hot chicks in bikinis! – The Bastardly
Kanye West was arrested- d-listed
Spencer Pratt is religous- Geno’s World
Paula Abdul’s stalker was ugly. But she did have a nice rack. – Drunken Stepfather












