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Apologies to Willie, but having a cowboy as your hero is a little uh… YMCA for me.

Here’s Heroes star Ali Larter gettin’ her cowgirl on down in the ‘bu. Malibu has become The Ivy if southern California beaches. What was once the rich person’s private getaway is now the place for the Heidi Montag’s of the world to cavort in the ubiquitous bikini sporting the “Whaaa…? A photographer?? WHERE?!?!?” look. I digress..

Ali Larter is an American Hero of slender, sinewy muscular proportions. Here’s how to take a regular hot chick and make her a hero. Add 2 or more of the following:

1. Cowboy hat (worn ironically of course)
2. bikini
3. 1-3 dogs (one of which must be adorably ugly)
4. Water
5. All of the above in my apartment (minus the ugly dog)

More Ali heroically emerging from the mighty pacific. PS. Nice shave.