Fatback Media » Heidi Klum http://www.fatbackmedia.com Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:16:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Heidi Klum Is Preggers http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/04/16/heidi-klum-is-preggers/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/04/16/heidi-klum-is-preggers/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:02:17 +0000 Tom O http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=4522 Heidi Klum Is Preggers

I love supermodels. And it annoys me greatly when they sacrifice their perfect bodies in the name of family. It is selfish. So now it has been confirmed that Heidi Klum will roll the dice yet again and is pregnant with her fourth child. For some reason, nobody blew the whistle when they saw her 4 month old baby bump. How the fuck do people miss these things?

And check out some of the names for these kids. She has a 3 year old named Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel and a 2 year old named Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. What the fuck happened to John? They already have a nice simple last name Klum. Kids on the play ground don’t have much ammo for that one. But now they have a virtual smorgasbord of names to choose from to make fun of. If I were her kids I would kill myself and leaving a suicide note that read” I love sucking on my mom’s titties but my name sucks.” More pics of her with her screaming kids below.

Heidi Klum Is Preggers Heidi Klum Has Too Many Kids Look At This Picture. The Kids Are Miserable.

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