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Hayden Panettiere’s dad is in hot water after being arrested for allegedly striking Hayden’s mom, Lesley after an argument this week.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Alan and Lesley Panettiere were at a party earlier in the evening. We’re told Alan was upset because Lesley was “hanging” with someone at the shindig and he felt she was “disrespecting” him.

Sources say, according to Lesley’s statement to Sheriffs, the couple went home, began arguing and he struck her in the cheek. We’re told cops took pictures and there are visible marks. (TMZ)

First of all spousal abuse is no joke and neither is Hayden Pannettiere’s ass. No. Joke. Speaking of…wanna here one my dad used to tell me? “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?” “Nothing, you already told her twice.”

Yeah, my mom didn’t think it was that funny either, but she was always giving too much lip.

This is Hayden Panettiere singing(?) in a video(?) from her new album(?). Last time I checked Hayden was like 16. Boy they sure do grow up fast. I’m hoping that at least a few years have passed since she was 16 because after watching what she does in this video, I think I hear Dateline NBC at the door. PS. Is that Fergie’s voice?

Hayden Panettiere cut her hair short. Why do girls think it’s cool to get short hair cuts? Short hair is not meant for hot chicks. It’s meant for mommies who have given up on life and hate their husbands. Hayden just went from smoking hot 18 year old cheerleader, to where’s my mini-van I need to take the kids to McDonald’s so I can get a god damn McFlurry.

There are only 2 times a girl should ever cut her hair short

1. Brain Surgery
2. Never

Meh.

(images:Phun)