Posts tagged Harry Potter
Harry Pothead is Actually Funny Now
Nov 13th
Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter series has been busted smoking pot over in the U.K. I doubt he will turn into one of those trainwreck celebrities and will probably never be anywhere close to Amy Winehouse but I find it hysterical that a guy who is the idol of practically every little kid across the globe is a doper who likes catching a buzz just like every other 20 something year old.
He was at a party the other day and was so wasted that he let some chick draw on him in permanent marker, making an elaborate mustache on his face. When I was that age I wasn’t smoking U.K.’s finest at a party with millions of dollars in the bank. I was smoking Missouri’s worst at my parents with $20 in my pocket on a good day. To sum things up, Daniel Radcliffe= awesome, me = fail.
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Links that smoke like there’s no tomorrow
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This what Taylor Lautner looked like before he was having sex with Taylor Swift- Geno’s World
Adam Lambert secures his spot over and over as gayest man in America- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Leighton Meester is in lingerie- Drunken Stepfather
Cindy Crawford is the victim of an extersion plot. I blame her mole- yeeeah
Ashlee Simpson is in lingerie- notorious news
Jennifer Aniston fails at sexy bikini pics- IDLYITW
Tricia Helfer is naked again- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Emma Watson Is Lazy
Dec 29th
Emma Watson is a spoiled little bitch. Since the age of 9 she has been starring in the Harry Potter movies and now she is saying that she is going to give up acting. She says, ” Just because this happened to be doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the right thing.” I hold a lot of stock in Emma Watson. If she gives up acting, then that means no future nude scenes from Emma Watson.
She goes on to say that she has no use for her $20 million fortune. And the cherry on top? She is the highest paid celebrity under the age of 21. It is ok. when she gives up acting and blows through her wealth, she can come and stay with me. We can watch porn together. I only have a few stipulations, no guy on guy action and penetration must have close-ups. If she can live by those rules, everything will be hunky-dory.
