Posts tagged Gwen Stefani
Didn’t Happen
Apr 28th
There seems to be a shitload of cheaters out in the tabloids these days. I only cover a handful of them cause I could care less who is fucking who when there is no sex tape involved. But this one is a little outrageous. Courtney Love went on Howard Stern’s show on Sirius radio and said that she was fucking Gavin Rossdale when he was with Gwen Stefani.
I am a straight man but I can tell when another guy is good looking and I gotta say that Gavin Rossdale is a pretty boy and he wouldn’t fuck Courtney Love with a stolen dick. Especially when he has a fine piece of ass like Gwen Stefani to go home to at the end of the night. This story is bullshit and Courtney just wants some attention so she can sell her story to some tabloid and buy some more crack.
Gwen Stefani is 40?
Oct 5th
I gotta say, of all the chick sin Hollywood there are only a few that I single out and fantasize having sex with/violating/ slipping roofies to. One of these chicks is Gwen Stefani and I always picture her in those tight “Spiderweb” pants and doing all kinds of crazy sexy shit like playing with herself before we actually get down and do the deed.
However, other than Pamela Anderson, I don’t think I am fantasizing about any chicks past 35. Now Gwen is turning 40 when I thought she was like 31. It just throws me off a little bit. Should I be looking at older women? Should I expand my fantasy window? Nah! I will stay with the same chicks and Gwen will just have to be this special little exception that will be my guilty pleasure and I will not divulge that information to any of my friends. I will just write about it here. What? People read this site. In that case everything I have just said is a joke. Um…yea.
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Ashley Greene is a titty bit nipply- IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan gets booed- Allie Is Wired
step Interview: Screech edition- Drunken Stepfather
A hot chick from 30 Rock is in a bikini- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Brad Pitt looks like a holy warrior- notorious news
Victoria Silvstedt is in a bikini- IDLYITW
