Sinead Noonan is Miss Ireland 2008, so here she is eating a tea cake and holding a parasol like she’s on a magnolia plantation in Georgia. Huh? I have my doubts as to how “Irish” she really is. First, her face isn’t all red and she’s not holding a Guinness in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Second, she’s not in a fight or wearing a police/fireman’s badge (or alternatively cuffed in the back of a “paddy” wagon). Third she doesn’t have red hair and a bowl of lucky charms. So that pretty much clenches it. She’s a big phony. A big, incredibly beautiful phony with amazing legs with whom I’d like to discuss puppies and world peace. Toi, toi, toi, toi, toi.

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