Cheryl Tweedy is my new favorite singer. I’ve never heard of her before but she has great tits and a microphone, so I’m sure she’s amazing. I assume she’s British because I’ve never heard of her and people with tits hanging out like that tend to get noticed here in the US of A (if her name wasn’t Tweedy I would have gone with Hispanic – Mexicans have the hottest singers, God knows what the hell they’re saying but they sure do look purdy doing it).

The thing I like about Cheryl is that she’s got some freaky dance moves. They’re kinda like mine except for the part where I’m politely asked to take my epilepsy meds. Philistines.

Update: Sexy sounding Fiona from the UK let me know that Cheryl is in a fake band called Girls Aloud that’s kinda like American Idol except the people have great tits. Like Fiona!

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