I don’t know where to start with this one, kids. First, Kelly Brook is ridiculously pretty but her dress looks like the one my “confirmed bachelorette” great aunt Lucille used to wear at the pool when I was kid. She sure could throw a baseball. The shoes are hot but what’s up with GD gloves, Howard Hughes? If she was going for Old Hollywood chic, she failed. She looks like she works in a lab with the guy from SAW III. If Kelly Brook came at me naked with those gloves on, I’d be checking the floor for a plastic drop cloth and scanning for exits. Also, in pic 2, apparently Kelly Brook is seven feet tall. But I think can still take her.

More naked Kelly Brook than you can shake a stick at and some helpful links for you slackers.

• Gogo Whoredom: Jeri Lee | Dirty Rotten Whore
• S.S. Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures
• Irina Sheik – Paris Capitale Magazine | The Bastardly
• The Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs of the Day
• Elizabeth Hurley Scores Reality Show | Allie Is Wired
• Guess Who? Banana Dress Edition | Bumpshack.com
• “Witness told Shia LaBeouf to flee the crash scene” links
• The Golden Age of Cate Blanchett’s Bazooms
• I never knew a penguin could make me feel this way
• Simone Villas Boas
• DJ Tanner: No Longer a Geek Burger:
• Kelly Brook pics from this post