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G’Damn. I don’t know what the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (there was a 1?) is about, but I’m sure it’s has a nice character arc about Blake Lively’s amazing breasts. This is Blake Lively at a premier for the new film which according to the crack writers at IMDB is about:

[F]our young women continue the journey toward adulthood that began with “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.” Now three years later, these lifelong friends embark on separate paths for their first year of college and the summer beyond, but remain in touch by sharing their experiences with each other as they always have-with honesty and humor. Discovering their individual strengths, fears, talents and capacity for love through the choices they make, they come to value more than ever the bond they share and the immeasurable power of their friendship. (IMDB)

That sounds so heartwarming and sweet that it really makes me realize that I never want to see it. Good job IMDB. Thanks for alerting me to the death of fun. Unless Blake Lively is topless carrying a grenade launcher and wearing those god damn jeans, I’m pretty sure I’m sitting this one out. Besides, no film could ever top Beaches for girl bonding.

OMFG. This is Brittany Snow punching a guy in the balls. She rolled a “6″ on the dice so he’s got 5 more ball punches to go. I was sent this via an enterprising young marketer who chose the viral route. A real man of the streets. Maybe it was girl. What the hell do I know. Anyway. The graphic scene is from the new film called “On the Doll”, by film maker Thomas Mignone.

On The Doll is a story of the victims of child abuse, and the pain it visits upon their later lives. With interweaving stories following victims and victimizers, the film depicts the variety of experiences of abuse. (Onthedoll.com)

I just watched the trailer and I think I’m going to need counseling. I can’t stop crying and I’ve had a hard-on for 2 hours. PS. I hate you mom. Check out Brittany Snow literally ballbusting this guy to death here or the full trailer here.