Fail

FAIL. Shizer!

What the F, Diane Kruger? I know you’re German, but this is taking the whole I’m a hot chick but I’m gonna dress in clothes that make you despise my whole reunified nation thing a bit too far. Diane Kruger is insanely beautiful, and yet she wore this travesty to the Longchamps 60th Anniversary Party; which celebrated 60 glorious years of making fine handbags that only ultra rich snobby assholes can afford. This outfit simultaneously makes me sad and angry, because Diane Kruger is usually so pretty and elegant and because I got a boner when I read Huck Finn this morning.

If you have forgotten what Diane Kruger looks like naked then click here.