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Emma Watson is a spoiled little bitch. Since the age of 9 she has been starring in the Harry Potter movies and now she is saying that she is going to give up acting. She says, ” Just because this happened to be doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the right thing.” I hold a lot of stock in Emma Watson. If she gives up acting, then that means no future nude scenes from Emma Watson.

She goes on to say that she has no use for her $20 million fortune. And the cherry on top? She is the highest paid celebrity under the age of 21. It is ok. when she gives up acting and blows through her wealth, she can come and stay with me. We can watch porn together. I only have a few stipulations, no guy on guy action and penetration must have close-ups. If she can live by those rules, everything will be hunky-dory.

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