Posts tagged Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres Starts Record Label
May 26th
I am not sure what ellen DeGeneres knows about the music industry other than she likes to dance to music but she thinks it is the best idea in the world to start a record label. I am still not sure what the fuck she is doing on Amercian Idol cause as far as I am concerned, bitch is tone deaf.
I guess sitting around all day eating Portia DeRossi’s pussy can get boring (wouldn’t bore me) so now she is starting a record label and signed that douche bag YouTube kid who is famous on YouTube. Fuckers on  YouTube should never be allowed to go anywhere near L.A. cause whatever the fuck they are doing, no matter how many views they get, it is a fluke.
Ellen DeGeneres Will Cry
Jan 8th
Pretty soon American Idol will be back on the air with one major change, Paula Abdul’s drunk “I love everybody” ass will not be there and instead you will get Ellen DeGeneres which will take every cheap joke opportunity that is thrown at her and will probably make an ass of herself while trying to make those cheap jokes.
Simon will still be a dickhead extraordinaire and my prediction is that Simon will make Ellen cry within the first week. That has been my prediction since it was announced that she would be judging. American Idol will be a bloodbath this year and I can not wait to see what happens. Some people are saying Simon is gonna leave and since he has like 18 billion dollars in his bank account, there is no real reason for him to stick around.Â
Ellen is not giving up her show and Oprah just announced that she is ending her show in 2011. This gives Ellen the opportunity to become one of the most influential women in America and totally dominate the daytime ratings but she would rather be a meek, underpaid judge on AI. Moron.Â
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Jessica Alba looked slammin’ at The People’s Choice Awards- IDLYITW
Amanda Bynes does Maxim- Geno’s World
Lady GaGa is fashionable- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Amanda Seyfried ruins a see through moment- Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Greene is naked again- yeeeah
Hannah Montana is over!- notorious news
Carrie Underwood was at The People’s Choice Awards- IDLYITW
Nuts hot chicks of 2010- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Ellen DeGeneres is Going to be The Next American Idol Judge
Sep 10th
Wow! Big news coming out Hollywood today. I woke up at 7 a.m. CT and the Today Show was talking non stop about how Ellen DegenEres will be a judge on American Idol. Not a guest judge, Paula Abdul’s PERMANENT replacement. That is HUGE news. I am not really sure what to think though. I love American Idol and I hate Ellen DeGeneres so I am not sure what to think.
One good thing though, Ellen DeGeneres is very open about her alcohol abuse and her lesbianism so AIis about to get a lot more wild. Hopefully this will take up 99.999% of her time and she will leave that piece of shit show on NBC that fucks up the airways on my favorite channel for an hour every day. I also hope that she will be so busy that Porsche DeRossi ( or however you spell her name) and she will get a divorce from Ellen. Leaving me to be the rebound guy cause let’s face it, after lesbo sex w/ Ellen DeGeneres, lesbo sex will never be that good again.
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Cuntbumpers Hate Kids
Jun 24th
I very much so hate a love/hate relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. OK so I don’t hate her but I do make fun of her a lot. She is a sassy lesbian which I love but she is probably the most superficial person in Hollywood. She can’t do one show, ONE SHOW, without giving things away to her audience. She has to “buy” their viewership.
Now, her and her georgeous wife Portia De Rossi are saying that they don’t want kids. It doesn’t surprise me because when Ellen has kids as guests on her show it is like watching a monkey interact with a kitten. They don’t know what to think. I am sure the monkey is thinking, “you’re just sitting there? You’re not going to attack me? You are the king of the jungle”. Meanwhile the kitten is just thinking about how to be cuter and how many hits it will get on YouTube when she plays with a fuzzy ball.
Links that think lesbians suck at being mothers
Hilary Duff in a bikini- IDLYITW
Carly Smithson is going places- Geno’s World
Jennifer Aniston found a new guy who is willing to fuck her- popbytes
Megan Fox doesn’t care about the fans- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Perez Hilton getting decked in the face- Drunken Stepfather
Tea Leoni looks great in a bikini- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Mr.Blonde has long hair- IDLYITW
LiLo bikini pictures coming soon- notorious news
Celebrities play poker- Amy Grindhouse
Kristen Stewart’s stoned ass meets the pavement- yeeeah
There is a bad boo-boo on Marilyn Manson’s heart- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Katie Price has cool sunglasses- Holy Moly
Say hello to Holly Madison’s fake tits- I Don’t Want Your Life
LiLo is a tardy girl- Allie Is Wired
