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Wow! Big news coming out Hollywood today. I woke up at 7 a.m. CT and the Today Show was talking non stop about how Ellen DegenEres will be a judge on American Idol. Not a guest judge, Paula Abdul’s PERMANENT replacement. That is HUGE news. I am not really sure what to think though. I love American Idol and I hate Ellen DeGeneres so I am not sure what to think.

One good thing though, Ellen DeGeneres is very open about her alcohol abuse and her lesbianism so AIis about to get a lot more wild. Hopefully this will take up 99.999% of her time and she will leave that piece of shit show on NBC that fucks up the airways on my favorite channel for an hour every day. I also hope that she will be so busy that Porsche DeRossi ( or however you spell her name) and she will get a divorce from Ellen. Leaving me to be the rebound guy cause let’s face it, after lesbo sex w/ Ellen DeGeneres, lesbo sex will never be that good again.

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I very much so hate a love/hate relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. OK so I don’t hate her but I do make fun of her a lot. She is a sassy lesbian which I love but she is probably the most superficial person in Hollywood. She can’t do one show, ONE SHOW, without giving things away to her audience. She has to “buy” their viewership.

Now, her and her georgeous wife Portia De Rossi are saying that they don’t want kids. It doesn’t surprise me because when Ellen has kids as guests on her show it is like watching a monkey interact with a kitten. They don’t know what to think. I am sure the monkey is thinking, “you’re just sitting there? You’re not going to attack me? You are the king of the jungle”. Meanwhile the kitten is just thinking about how to be cuter and how many hits it will get on YouTube when she plays with a fuzzy ball.

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Links that think lesbians suck at being mothers

Hilary Duff in a bikini- IDLYITW

Carly Smithson is going places- Geno’s World

Jennifer Aniston found a new guy who is willing to fuck her- popbytes

Megan Fox doesn’t care about the fans- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Perez Hilton getting decked in the face- Drunken Stepfather

Tea Leoni looks great in a bikini- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Mr.Blonde has long hair- IDLYITW

LiLo bikini pictures coming soon- notorious news

Celebrities play poker- Amy Grindhouse

Kristen Stewart’s stoned ass meets the pavement- yeeeah

There is a bad boo-boo on Marilyn Manson’s heart- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Katie Price has cool sunglasses- Holy Moly

Say hello to Holly Madison’s fake tits- I Don’t Want Your Life

LiLo is a tardy girl- Allie Is Wired

Recently, it was reported that Pink is bi-sexual, but I think she denied it and then went back to her ex-husband  Carey Hart to prove that she is a fan of cock. She actually doesn’t even like this guy. She sung about him in the song “So What”. In fact I think the entire song is about him and how she doesn’t like him. I don’t know why she sticks with a dude she doesn’t like. I guess cause she is extreme and a rebel.

This would be sad news that a celebrity is off the market again, but I think, not think, know Pink is ugly and I could care less if she is off or on the market. She talked about her story and the on-again/off-again relationship with Ellen DeGeneres and though ellen kept a stiff upper lip you know she went backstage and cried that a possible lesbian is back with her husband. You know Ellen wants some hot 3 way action with Pink and Portia DeRossi.

If I were her I would want that too. Except the whole Ellen thing. She can hit the road. Actually no, she could fetch me vitamin water, cause I need the fluids to be flowin’ to have the energy to pop Portia and Pink multiple times in the same night. You see? ellen does have a purpose in this world.

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