Posts tagged Eddie Murphy
Riddle Me This, Why Is Eddie Murphy Not Funny?
Dec 18th
It is being reported today From The Sun, just one week after the dvd release of the hit blockbuster The Dark Knight that Eddie Murphy will be in the next Batman movie and will play the riddler. I have a few friends who are HUGE into comic books and they are very upset. They are not racists and are not upset because there will be a black riddler. No, they are upset that such an unfunny man could get such a major role in a growing franchise.
Rumors are also circulating that Shia Labeouf will co-star in the film by playing Robin. My friends are pissed about that too because before The Dark Knightwas released, the producers of the Batman films said that there would be no Robin in the upcoming flicks. When he was given the role of the riddler Eddie asked, ” will I get to do my James Brown impression?” And the producers, obviously puzzled,said, ” I am sorry that is not in the script.” At which point Eddie hung his head in his hands crying and screamed,” That’s all I got Hollywood! That’s all I got!”
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