Posts tagged Drugs
Amy Winehouse Loves Drugs
Jun 23rd
Singer, crackhead, hottie dead-man-walkin’ Amy Winehouse has smoked so much crack that she has emphysema – a disease usually relegated to lifelong chain-smoking coal miners.
Amy Winehouse, who has been hospitalized and undergoing tests after collapsing, is suffering the early stages of emphysema, her father says.
“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.” (PEOPLE)
I’m no psychologist but I think it’s safe to say that Amy Winehouse loves drugs. She loves drugs like Christians love Jesus and little kids love puppies. I think if you asked Amy Winehouse to chew off her own leg or stop smoking crack for a half day she would say, “Can I get some Lowry’s? Because nothing brings out the flavor of leg like some Lowry’s seasoning salt.” It’s true.
Angelina Jolie really likes drugs
May 1st
A videotape of Angelina doing mounds of drugs back in the 90′s is reportedly being shopped around to the highest bidder.
A source tells the National Enquirer the tape shows Jolie, before she was famous, taking drugs with friends.
The actress has admitted using hard drugs in the past. She once said, “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything. I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.” However, video proof could damage her career and reputation as a charity campaigner.
“The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, ‘Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube.” (Starpulse)
To be fair, drugs are actually pretty cool. I mean, all the cool kids do them, they make you feel good and sometimes they even get you laid. So all in all, I’d say that Sgt. McGruff is just a dick. What the fuck does he know? He’s a dog for God’s sake. In a trench coat.
Shots and Tots: Amy Winehouse Babysits
Apr 16th
While recording the theme song for the upcoming Bond movie, “Quantum Of Solace,” Amy Winehouse decided to throwback a shot . . . while holding her friend’s baby. Hell yeah, my girl is back! No more of this flying the straight and narrow bullshit. If Amy needs a shot, Amy gets a shot. Even if it means a baby in one hand and the booze in the other. Hey, she has her damn priorities, okay! What I also love about Amy’s visit with her friend’s kid is that she’s holding a cigarette about 18″ from the him (check out the pic below).
