Posts tagged Doug Reinhardt
Paris Hilton Got Booted Off A Boat For Being A Slut
May 25th
If you have been paying attention to the tabloids lately, then you know Paris Hilton is totally gaga over her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The two sluts have been slutting it up everywhere. The most recent incident happened on a friends yacht at Cannes. What the fuck is up with Cannes anyway? Does that shit just last forever, and when you attend and are a celebrity you get a free yacht. Every single story going on in the media takes place on a yacht.
Anyway, Paris and Doug weren’t on board for long because when her and her boyfriend took their make-out sessions to the next level and went to the bathroom, apparently to have sex, the friend Dave who invited Paris spotted them and booted her off the boat. Apparently the entire ship including the captain erupted in applause when the two exited the vessel. That is a bunch of bullshit though. No one applauded.
It is also being reported that when the captain pulled away from the shore the captain mooned Paris and screamed, ” Paris is a poopy pants! She likes to make stinky!” Yea he probably didn’t say that either, but hey, it’s rumor.
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Paris Hilton Is A Bad Influence
Mar 27th
It seems like trouble follows Paris Hilton. While attending the re-opening of Miami night club Fontainebleau Paris approached the DJ at around 3 a.m. and asked if she could spin some Madonna or Black Eyed Peas. Something she could dance to. After she approached the dj a bodyguard intervened and apparently began to attack Paris Hilton. OK so maybe he didn’t attack her but he put his hands on her and that was enough to set her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt off.
They got into a brawl and Paris was unscaved and Doug left with a bloody lip. Sources say they booked the next flight the fuck out of Miami and back to wherever socialites spend their spring. See this is why I hate Florida. It is a police state. When a simple American icon tries to listen to her music, the law has to get involved. Did I say icon? I meant attention whore. But you get the point. Just for the record, Paris had a bloody lip too but that was a popped herpee. Not a result from fighting.
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Links that fight with both fists
It’s official: Madonna is adopting again- IDLYITW
Getting to know, YOU! – IBBB
Peaches Geldorf has something to say- Holy Moly
Courtney Cox flashes her panties- Drunken Stepfather
Anna Kournikova was smokin’ on Jimmy Fallon the other night- I Don’t Want Your Life
K-Fed is making a new cd- yeeeah
Megan Fox is ridiculously hot in short shorts- IDLYITW
What the fuck happened to Scarlett Johansson’s tits?- Celeb News Wire
Kelly Clarkson has a new video coming out for her new single- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Sometimes you just get an itch- popbytes
Ozzy Osbourne is learning how to drive- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Amy Winehouse is sucking her thumb like a little baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
All of a sudden John Mayer thinks twitter is dumb. You know who is dumb? John Mayer- Geno’s World
Run for the hills kids, Madonna is adopting again! – notorious news
Paris Hilton Has A New Boy Toy
Feb 25th
Paris Hilton can get just about any guy she wants in America, including me, so I don’t see why she settles for this douche bag who just broke up with Amanda Bynes. Doug Reinhardt and Paris have been secretly meeting at clubs and at Paris’ house for some time now and some people are speculating that the reason for the split between Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt is because of Paris.
Now I would not immediately go to Tokyo if asked by Paris Hilton. Play it slow. On your first date maybe take a plane to New York. Week two of the relationship, jet off to London.On week three, then and only then, agree to go to Tokyo. The reason behind this isn’t very deep. It is simply because you can’t have good sex in those little one person hotel rooms on Tokyo. By the time week three rolls around I would have already fucked her and moved on. Oh snap! Look who got played!
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Links that have a private jet of their own
Kim Kardashian is beautiful- IDLYITW
Slumdog Millionaire stars milk their fame for all it’s worth- Geno’s World
Amy Winehouse’s ex is out of the clink- Holy Moly
The Real Housewives of OC reunion- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
It turns out Rosie O’Donnell still has menopause- Celeb News Wire
Chris Brown is in anger management- IDLYITW
Wired music: Kelly Clarkson- Allie Is Wired
Was Rihanna pregnant? – popbytes
Samantha Ronson thinks she’s a musician. Isn’t that cute? – Drunken Stepfather
Jenna Jameson wants you to smell like her- yeeeah
Adnan Ghalib is charged with 3 felonies- notorious news
