Posts tagged Dina Lohan
A Family Restraining Order
Apr 27th
Dina Lohan and her children have had enough of Michael Lohan’s shit and now they are all getting a restraining order. According to Michael, during his TMZ interview he said that they have no legal right to get a restraining order but I guess the guy is gonna believe what he wants to believe.
Ali is still young and I seriously doubt she wants to have a restraining order against her dad but she will follow “the grand book of Hollywood” that Lindsay lays out for her so that some day she will be as famous and talentless as her big sister. As for Dina, bitch looks like she got a nose job by the same quack that did Michael Jackson.
Dina Lohan Doesn’t Like Michael Lohan
Mar 31st
Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mother, is speaking out against the claims made by Lindsay’s gather, Michael Lohan, about Lindsay needing to go to rehab. After her show exploded with cocaine it seems that LiLo isn’t exactly sober. I personally like tran wreck Lindsay more than I like sober Lindsay but we will see if this chick ever cleans up her act.
Dina says of Michael, ” I have a criminal protective order against him until 2011.He’s 1 year behind in child support and he’s using this [ Lindsay's problems ] as a diversion”. What the fuck does Michael Lohan do? Does he have a job? Or does he just make all his bank by selling stories to RadarOnline? I am guessing the latter.
Dina Lohan Says She Is Worlds Best Mom
May 8th
Dina Lohan is a notoriously shitty mother. I remember back in the day when she took some pictures of Lindsay with cocaine in the background and obviously encouraged her daughter to be the biggest attention whore she could be. And she isn’t done yet. She still has Ali Lohan’s innocent mind to corrupt. So that is what she is doing. However, the media are asking Dina about Ali and her being “bitten by the party bug” and how she is doing in school.
Of course Ali is home schooled, meaning the chick is getting like the worst education you could fathom. Dina says, ” Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school. It’s the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since tenth grade. It’s a wonderful program that a lot of celebrities are enrolled in.” Wait a sec. Celebrities? What celebrity is she referring to? Surely she is not referring to her daughter Ali. Cause she is not a celebrity.
Finally she offs the interview with this plea, ” I just wish people would leave us alone- at least for Mother’s Day.” If she wants people to leave her alone then she needs to stay the fuck out of the public eye. Besides, the paparazzi and the media need to pick on someone on Mother’s Day and who better than the worst mom in the world?
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Lindsay Lohan Has Another Sister
Jun 30th
Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a bastard half sister belonging to her father and another woman. Bastard may seem strong, but that’s the terminology. Like how a female dog is a bitch. And so is your whore girlfriend. Like that.
Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.” (OK)
But Michael Lohan is doing the right thing and providing support for his illegitimate child right? ‘Course not!
Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support.
And why should he? It’s not his fault the woman got pregnant. All he did was fuck her, leave it in and never call. Maybe that daughter needs start thinking about a job in showbiz. Those cocks aren’t going to suck themselves.
